goded

To labor under the mistaken impression that you are all-powerful. Delusions of omnipotence.

"I heard the dude was promoted to assistant manager."
"He's just a goded burger-flipper!"

by Tony83 June 20, 2008

Marc the Spark malarky clown swedisco dmitri goddess

From the latin "marcus sparticus swe'disceranus" This is the ultimate nickname to give someone, and only once you have reached mach 3.9991347592 can u achieve this...(see definition of mach rating)

a man was walking down the street. He saw a guy with long blonde hair crossing the road. As he saw this he exclaimed, "The saviour has arisen! long live lord Marc the Sparc malarky clown swedisco dmitri goddess...

by Staaaaani June 19, 2004

goddess

Your mom...
Nuff said, I think?

Example:

You : bla, bla, bla, Aphrodite is a greek ancient goddess and bla, bla, bla...

St-Ban : You know who's a goddess?

You : Hera?

St-Ban : Nope.

You : Athena?

St-Ban : Nope.

You : Then who is, you ignorant prick?

St-Ban : Your mom. Especially in bed.

You : I hate you.

by St-Ban May 17, 2010

Goddess of the World

A.) Not your girlfriend.

Boy1: "My girlfriend Cathy is the goddess of the world!!!"
Boy2: "No, I'm sorry you're wrong."

by Mic Stand. December 11, 2004

Goddesses

As said by Steve-O : "Plural. Noun. Two cum dumpsters who got sick of buying their own drugs."

"Like at those 'goddesses'"

by AshMae1 September 21, 2011

Domestic Goddess

A domestic goddess is someone who excels at skills that were once called "Home Economics" in the once upon a time days.
A Domestic Goddess has skills in food, decorating, sewing, throwing a party, knitting, baking and more. She may or may not be married. 'She' might even be male.

She's often considered an ideal wife by many men. And yes, she's skilled at that, too!

Think of those beautiful women who have televised cooking shows, and do everything to perfection.

And she (or he) does all this without breaking a sweat or dirtying their clothes.

And yes, she might just prefer to remain single.

I just went over to Jamie's house. His mother is like, a total {Domestic Goddess}! Their house looks like it's in a magazine and the food she made for dinner? Oh my god, I'm moving to their house. And she's a total {MILF}, too!

-or-

Adam's gay dad is a real Domestic Goddess! His birthday party was off the charts, man!

by TottPaula February 14, 2018

Goddess

Used to describe someone who you think is amazingly attractive, sexy and fookin awesome and you want in their pants bad.

Hey, look at Gigi over there, man Id tap that that ass anyday, she is a goddess.

Boy1 - I think I just saw a Goddess
Boy2 - Yus, your just saw Gigi

by PopandCrack May 17, 2011