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Goatse Boat

The act of gaping someones asshole really wide, filling it with water (or piss) while they lay down, and placing a small paper boat on the surface. Watch it sail around in your partner's rectum.
I gave my girlfriend a Goatse Boat last night. It sank, so she had to shit it out.
by King Butthole October 11, 2019
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Goatse

When a guy spreads out his a$$hole with his hands as far as it will will stretch.
Really gross.
Sadly, it's normally one of the first things someone sees on the internet, whether they get emailed it as a joke (It says "Click here for cute bunny pictures" when it's actually goatse) or they just stumble apon it.
It supposidly is a fetish for some. But, you just gotta think "Who the eff likes that?" since it's so gross.

NOTE: If you're reading this because you don't know what goatse is, DON'T google it! You'll be scarred for LIFE!!
Guy1: *Opens email from Guy2*
Guy2: *Laughs to himself, knowing that Guy1 is probably reading his email*
Guy1: *Clicks on link from Guy2's email that says "Click 4 pix of hot chick*
Guy1: *Sees pix of Goatse* EAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!! *Gags*
by y in teh w0rld woudju c4re? April 24, 2009
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Goatse'd

1. To be the reciver.
2. To be tricked into viewing any pictures of Goatse.
3. The art of making things looks like Gostse.
1. Man, my asshole hurts that from that being Gostse'd
2. DAMNIT! I got goatse'd AGAIN!
3. This pumpkin totally looks like Goatse.
by Asymptotical October 4, 2005
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goatsed

To be inadvertantly sent to Goatse.cx or another site, such as Tubgirl.com or Bakla.net, under the pretense of the site being an enjoyable experience or providing free CDs.
"So did you find free porn on shitxxx?" "No, turns out I'd been goatsed."
by Kevin August 4, 2003
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maximus_goatimus

Jedi master who puts the izzle in shizzle.
Max is a jedi when it comes the bd.
by :o January 20, 2005
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my goatse brings all the boys to the yard

The power that a man with a large gaping asshole wields over those who lack this libido-stimulating rectal virtue. See goatse for details.
mortal: Wow! - your asshole is inflamed, gaping, and smells similar to a mixture of stagnant bloody stool and rotting fishheads. Can I touch?

goatse man: Tremble before me and worship, ye mortals. Lo! - my asshole shall enslave thee and thy brethren.
by boburt March 29, 2004
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goatass

fuck me up the goatass!
by jimbo March 16, 2003
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