Goated On The Sticks

An action of being a goated controller player or the greatest of all time.

Yo This man is Goated on the sticks!

by Goated on the sticks April 23, 2019

lacrosse goalie

Someone who is a combination of crazy tough, insanely brave, and very very crazy who is willing, and actually hoping, to step in front of a dense rubber ball that can be traveling near 100mph with nothing but a cup, helmet, stick, gloves, and thin foam chest pad.

1. I would never want to be a lacrosse goalie.

2. That guy's almost nuts enough to be a lacrosse goalie.

by Tigerlax February 3, 2008

goat's tongue

A middle-age European torture method where the victims' legs are tied to a tree and the bottoms of the feet are moistened with salt. A thirsty goat would then lick their feet until the flesh was worn away.

Olaf: Johan, do you want to go jogging?

Johan: No Olaf, I prefer to ride horse. The king gave me the goat's tongue today.

Source: BMJ Journal

by Diego Mendez August 26, 2009

Sweaty Goal

When a person in a online FIFA game dribbles to the touch line, or near post as close as possible, until the keeper rushes them. Then the player performs the "sweaty" action of crossing or lead passing the ball to their team mate, who's cherry picking the open net, which leads to a "sweaty goal."

-*Team on a break away*
- Awwwww fuck these homos are about to make it sweaty
- *Player dribbles up to the keeper and chips it to his team mate leaving an open net*
- (Game Commentator) "Attempting to feed Cristiano Ronaldo!"
- (Game Commentator) "WHAT A GOALLLLLLL!!!!)
- What a bunch of sweaty fucks! It takes no skill to make those sweaty goals fuck!

by That Real Madrid Bandwagon February 28, 2014

goat boy

One of the best skits from the greatest comedian to have ever lived.

Goat boy is here to please you, tie me to your headboard, throw your legs over my shoulders and let me wear you like a feed bag.

by EvilDave April 15, 2004

goalieflage

Goalie equipment designed by a Boston teenager, that looks like the netting of the goal, the result being an optical illusion that confuses the shooter.

The goalie is wearing goalieflage.

by Five Hole February 17, 2009

Goatmanity

A wonderful world where goats roam happily and freely. There is no war or violence. Just goats skipping around merrily eating their oaties and coca cola. Also goats rule the world and if you don't listen to them you become dead.

"Is that heaven"
"No, thats Goatmanity"
"Oh my goodness"

^^conversation between someone familiar with Goatmanity and someone just learning how wonderful it is

by Girdith February 24, 2009