Gumping

Gumping refers to the process of being Donald Drumpf, whereby one nigs and gumps in mockery of human behavior; the process of blaming everything on anyone but oneself, even when one is blatantly guilty.

Ty was gumping when he tried to blame his erectile dysfunction on Billary Clinton AND Mexicans.

by ThaProfessa August 19, 2025

Grumping

Grumpy as a result of cramps, especially during her period

Excuse my wife's rudeness, she's been grumping.

by BARNyardBOMBER October 13, 2025

gumping

when you lubricate the folds under the rolls of a fat chick and fuck them to completion

“did you see how drunk dylan was last night? he took home a 300 pound ogre. twenty bucks says that they were gumping”

by maxwellschestov December 3, 2025

covid gumping

Name given to the act of distance running as a hobby only induced by covid and the relative lack of things to do.

Of late, I've been pretty into covid gumping.

by badfeminist March 1, 2021

mexican glamping

crashing out in a sony bravia 70inch carboard box under a bridge in afflunt suburb

since i lost my job ive been mexican glamping

by ^^!$#@ October 15, 2022

National Glumpinkin Day

The national celebration for the glumpinkin ritual. It is normally held on July 14th, but it's possible to celebrate it on the night of July 13th. July 14th is important to glumpinkin, because it marks the anniversary of its creation

The national glumpinkin day greeting is 'merry glumpinkin day' so you say "Merry Glumpinkin day"

by Garrett Schinken December 19, 2024

gooping and gumping

To be doing especially well; great

“I got 100% on my essay! I’m gooping and gumping!”

“That’s amazing, good job!”

by ur local non-binary April 28, 2023