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GHETTO Engineer

Using urban ghetto techniques to solve a problem.
My main man Geoff fixed his sump bizump using a garden hose attached to the sump pump with a sock. This guy is a true graduate from the school of ghetto engineers.
by polarbigi March 6, 2007
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ghetto nerd girl

A girl who's living a double life. She's hood at home, but stuck in the books at school. People are intimidated by her and she has trouble finding a clique she fits into. She is strong and true to herself.
She likes to smoke weed and hang out in the street, but you'd never know she's smart as hell. She's def a ghetto nerd girl.
by lilsallitachic August 26, 2013
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ghettobasket

The Market Basket in Fitchburg located right next to the ghetto where people steal food every day and there are homeless men outside.
Guy 1: dude i heard there was a hold up at ghettobasket today
guy 2: no surprise. that happens all the time
by para para May 16, 2006
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ghetto kite

Airborne plastic bag, usually in an urban setting.
Peter Griffin is recording footage of his son riding his first tricycle when he is distracted by a ghetto kite and muses on its beauty; God then shouts at him that "It's just some trash blowing in the wind! Do you have any idea how complex your circulatory system is?"
by bob mastodon May 29, 2007
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Ghettocure

When your pedicure is chipped but you have no time or money to get it redone so you paint over it to get by

The act of fixing things in a cheap and aesthetically not pleasing way
Damn I have a date in half an hour and my toenail chipped. I'm just gonna ghettocure that sh$@)

My dresser drawer broke so I just ghettocured it with some duct tape.

My car window won't roll up, so I ghetto cured it with a garbage bag and tape

My fence broke and I can't afford a new one so I ghettocured it with rope.
by LL Housewife March 11, 2013
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Ghetto delicious

A girl of whoms looks fall into the category of a status symbol for trappers, shotters, roadmen and followers of the hood life.

Usually found wearing £1 tank top and leggings from the Primark child section.
She's pretty but she's ghetto delicious
by DANNYBENHAM December 16, 2017
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Ghetto Carcass

Someone who drives an old white car that looks as if it could be a drug transport. Usually named Darrell and looks stoned all the time
That ghetto carcass looks high af af
by The anonymous Gopher January 25, 2017
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