get off my nuts

Loser kid-"hey i called you like 12 times last night and you never answered"
Cool kid-"would you get off my nuts already"

by JSanchez February 24, 2008

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Get the get off my nutsmug.

get off my dick

A proper response for pretty much anything, especially for situations where someone is being a bitch.

#1. Why are you drunk at noon. -Get off my dick #2. Why are you coming back at 9am? -Get off my dick #3. Thats an American flag, not a pirate flag. You can't steal it. -Get off my dick #4. Why would you throw a smoke bomb into your own room? -Get off my dick #5. Why would you break the fan? -Get off my dick #6. Why would you cover my entire microwave in duct tape? -Get off my dick #7. You fed my fish everclear? -Get off my dick #8. Stop pissing on the floor!!! -Get off my dick #9. Hows life? -Get off my dick #10. Can you say anything but "get off my dick"? -Get off my dick

by Bonediddie June 4, 2007

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Get the get off my dickmug.

get off my jock

always around a guy bein obssesed with him never leavin him alone

"damn shawty never leave me alone, she needa get off my jock"

by sillyraee November 2, 2008

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Get the get off my jockmug.

getting off at jolimont

choosing the option of jizzing on a girls back (last stop before the city) - instead of sending the swimmers through the city loop.

"hey brah do you want a rubber?"
"nah brah its all good - I'm getting off at jolimont anyway."

by Lock Dogg October 9, 2014

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Get the getting off at jolimontmug.

Get off my brim

Statement a douche bag makes when someone is calling him on his douchynous. It can also be used as a douche bag on douche bag slam when a D-bag is riding the coat tails of another douche.

Don't you think your tan enough Jersey?
No, "Get off my brim" and hand me my tanning goggles.

Yo bro this place is swimming with bitches.
"Get off my brim" they are all peeping me.

by lowbrowhumor March 15, 2011

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