Gordon Brown eye

The act of ejaculating into, or towards, another’s nose with such force that temporary blindness is induced in the recipient’s eye.

during oral sex he withdrew his penis, aimed at her nose and gave her a classic Gordon Brown eye.

or

following a frantic nose job his cum came out of her eye, the poor dear had a Gordon Brown eye.

by Herrick the great March 15, 2010

Gordon

A fun loving, outgoing person.

Likes to hang around with girls and likes playing sports with the guys. -- Ladies Man .

Paul: yo lets go shoot some hoops after school
Gordon: nahh gonnaa be with the ladies at the park.

Paul: aww. you trippin'
Gordon: jealous much ? :D

by gerdin May 22, 2010

Gordon Ramsay

An ex-shite-footballer turned acid-tongued chef who appears to have a severely dried apricot for a face

Guy: There was nothing on tv last night, so i was watching "The F Word" and i realised, wtf is wrong with Gordon Ramsay's face?
Guy 2: I dunno, let's ask Jeeves(?)

by tata12 August 24, 2009

Jeff Gordon's Garage

Jeff Gordon's Garage is a term used to define a large group of "tools" in one place.

-Wow man, I've never seen so many douche bags in one place.
-Yeah, its like Jeff Gordon's Garage in there today.

by Super_Jew September 4, 2009

Barbara Gordon

The first Batgirl. She quit being Batgirl when she was shot by the Joker and paralyzed from the waist down. She then became a new hero known as Oracle, fighting crime behind the scenes, and organized a crime-fighting team along with Black Canary called the Birds of Prey. However, DC Comic's reboot in 2011 has put her back into action as Batgirl. She's one of the smartest heroes in the DCU, and served as a mentor for Stephanie Brown and Cassandra Cain, the two other Batgirls.

Barbara Gordon is one of my favorite heroes in the DC Universe.

by Kirbyderbygirl September 27, 2013

Gordonize

To attempt to improve something that doesn't need improving and succeeding in making it less useful.

Coca-Cola gordonized their flavour back in the 1980's.

by Andew Gardner March 7, 2008

Jeff Gordon

A NASCAR driver hated by its core fan base for being articulate, good-looking, talented, tolerant of minorities, better than Dale Earnhardt. Jr (see Redneck Jesus), and the man most often used to market NASCAR outside of the Confederacy.

"I hate Jeff Gordon. Whoo Junior!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by JohnJF February 17, 2008