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Geezer

1. British definition: A geezer is a bloke, a man or a "dude".

2. USA definition: Old bastard. Elderly, cranky old son of a motherfucker who drives too damn slow and complains about how things were in his day

3. Heavy Metal definition: Black Sabbath's bass player, Geezer Butler.
1. "Ere mush, who's that geezer at the bar?"
2. "Move your car out of the road, you old geezer or I'll break your hip!"
3. "Geezer Butler is a cool bass player!"
by IRON MAN January 29, 2005
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geezer jam

noun -- used whenever an old person is impeding your progress, either on the road or on the sidewalk, when you can't easily get around and are stuck in slow motion.
"We could make better time if we could just get around this geezer jam."
by Sanderling October 1, 2006
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Geezer FYI

Sometimes a senior citizen wanders off in a hardware or scrapbook store and loses all sense of time, but there is no need to panic or send out an Amber Alert as one would a child. Eventually, however, you may want to let someone know that the person is missing by sending out a calm Geezer FYI.
Peg text her friends: "Geezer FYI: I lost Pete in Sears a few hours ago, but I'm sure he'll show up sooner or later."
by LovingtheLanguage July 7, 2009
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geezby

A term which most residents of St. Johns Newfoundland are familiar with. Used as a method of calming people down, expressing frustration, or astonishment.

Pronounced 'Geez-bye'
Geezby, I'll drive ya there myself if you stop fussing!
by sunsunsunny May 26, 2010
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geezery

Old, ugly, wearing shorts and wearing Bierkenstocks
The geezery guy was hitting on me in Trader Joes
by archeobob July 1, 2011
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geezerama

A slightly disparaging term used to describe a large group of geriatric folks who have gathered for a celebration of some kind.
Well God knows I’m old, but I don’t know if I can plunge myself into that geezerama for as long as I’d need to in order to get some birthday cake!
by Dr Bunnygirl July 18, 2022
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Capo Geezy

Gianni

Gianni is the guy mythical legends are made about. He would have been a force of nature 500 years at The head of an army ruling as a king and cleaning house like the savage he is. A lion in human form.
Gianni Marchisello Broquard my dream come true is a lion in human form aka known as Capo Geezy
by capo8298 October 7, 2023
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