Gardini

Gardini, a surname of English/Irish decent. Originally Gartiny, but upon arrival to America, Joseph Gartiny, changed it to Gardini to try to hide the family secret of their hereditary issues regarding their freakishly small penis. Which they use to unsatisfy woman and men.

He dropped his pants, and realized why he was a Gardini, and laughed.

by JMSU July 10, 2019

garcia vega

A type of cigar commonly emptied and filled with marijuana.

"Police beat on you
threaten to incarcerate ya'
'til you spill your guts like a Garcia Vega"

by jrock33 April 30, 2005

garfield and friends

A kid's show on cbs that aired from 1988-1994 about Garfield and Odie

Garfield and Friends was one of the best cartoons

by poohriocartoonfan1 March 5, 2015

Andrew Garfield

the most handsome spiderman in the world,s.w.a.g 😋

Andrew Garfield,the most handsome man and the best spiderman in the world

by spideybsf December 29, 2021

Andrew Garfield

The man that literally invented being sexy.

Bro, you know Andrew Garfield?
Yeah! That fine ass mf from Tick Tick Boom!

by raw chicken thug January 7, 2022

gafiate

Verb form of acronym for fannish term, "Getting Away From It All."

Term originated sometime in either 40s or 50s, from science fiction fans who give up fandom for more mundane pursuits. GAFIA is the full term. Used in APAs by fans who decided to leave their fannish interests and become entrenched in the "real world."

Mary Sue loved reading fanzines, but decided to gafiate when she met and married a mundane banker.

by Hyphenate July 21, 2004

Grungy Garcia

To perform this horrific act, one must have worked at least twelve hours of solid outdoor labor to induce an abortion like odor of swamp-ass. Once this swamp-ass status has been achieved, one will take his female mate to a run down or abandoned mobile home, where all the shitters are full, and punish-fuck the ever living bejesus out her. Once the act has run its course, the fornicators will smear their diaper rashes together (the woman being an obvious swamp donkey) to create a putrid-like ammonia smell that stings the soul. Once you've contemplated you're own suicide, the process is complete.

Leo: God damnit Gabe!! What the fuck is that smell?!

Gabe: Me and Ryanne did a Grungy Garcia...

Leo: No fucking shit Sherlock!! I can smell that stench down the road!! You fucking filthy wookies need Jesus!! And flush the fucking toilets you gutter slut!!!!

by P-M your moms house November 26, 2015