Amber Gamble

The act of not stopping your car for an amber light that will inevitably change to red by the time you reach it.

traffic light:amber

-car drives through-

passenger: woah! dude! amber gamble!

by BenHouse July 2, 2008

Garbledina!

A word which may be uttered during discussion of a bad movie.

Origin: The alleged favorite movie of Strong Bad as claimed by Strong Mad.

"You know, the best part about 'Santa Claus Conquers the Martians' is the amazing special effects."
"GARBLEDINA!"

by Zeke February 15, 2005

gargle peanut butter

phrase used to describe the level of capability to swallow a penis during oral intecourse

Guy1: dude i got some major head last night from this super hot hoebag
Guy2:NICE!!!! Can she gargle peanut butter???
Guy1: Hell yea!!!!!

by Raging Penis March 2, 2011

gargle

-To hang out with one's girlfriend instead of chillin with the bros

-stems from gargling balls

"So did you call all the bros about laser tag tonight?"
"Yea, but Steve cant come because he's gargling."
"...what a little bitch."

"I'd call Matt but he's probably gargling balls."

"Bro, were chillin tonight at Todd's. Its gonna be redonkulous."
"I cant because Im hanging out with Katie tonight"
"You gargle hard bro." (hang up the phone)

by wafflehouse April 1, 2009

gambled and lost

When one has "gambled and lost," they have tried to fart, but in the process, some fecal matter has come out. Usually resulting in a "shower of shame." Opposite of "gambled and won."

Rory: Hey, where's Jake?
Brian: Oh, he gambled and lost and now he is taking a shower of shame.

by Jaker July 16, 2008

Gargle

A slang term heard in Ireland for beer.

Was John on the gargle last night?

by AndyDNI September 30, 2011

nut gargler

Refering to a gal who likes to perform oral sex with special emphasis on the scrotum.

There goes Jizzet the nut gargler, ya Terell must have the cleanest balls in town.

by Digger September 3, 2005