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Garthangiclaw

Garthangiclaw is a large sea dwelling animal that feeds on anything and everything, however, over the recent years, has been said to be developing a taste for humans.

It is said to be the size of a double decker bus, and can shoot poison darts from 1356ft below sea level with 98% accuracy. It also has the ability to fly, but airtime does not generally exceed 12 seconds.

It has only been seen twice, and it is said that Garthangiclaw let these people live (after eating their vessel and remaining crew) for the specific purpose of telling its story (yes, Garthangiclaw can talk).
"neoh my gaad, it's Garthangiclaw!"
by matchoo87 September 19, 2011
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gartman'd

The act of unknowingly breaking something while trying to fix something else.
"You gartman'd the database didn't you?"
by takecover823 August 2, 2012
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garter snake style

Is when 20 guys decide to have sex with a girl, and like garter snakes they all fight each other and team up on her and try to fit as many as their penis's inside of her.
hey guys want to do some garter snake style on lucy tonight?
by wilmur123456 April 16, 2019
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gartian

1. Half ghost, half martian that lives in the backseat of red cars.

2. A word used for anything.

3. Crayfish in a bottle.
Holy shit, there's a gartian in the backseat of my del sol.

Hand me that gartian.

Throw away the gartian before they stink up the place.
by J.Siegman December 26, 2004
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Mike Garth

The best parody rapper ever. Has hit songs including, "I commute to college"
by Leandro44 April 2, 2009
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Garth

A lazy old man that gets joy from yelling at children, usually over dramatic and often is balding or far to stressed out over nothing.
person 1: "Jeez, that guy really needs to calm down."

person 2: "I know right? He's such a Garth."
by 1029384756g December 3, 2011
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gwarf

To gobble a man's penis with vigor. Often a woman will make a "gwarf" sound when taking the whole length in at once.
She was so worked up when I whipped my dick out she immediately gwarfed it.
by Balsaroni May 3, 2003
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