Definitions by J.Siegman
gartian
1. Half ghost, half martian that lives in the backseat of red cars.
2. A word used for anything.
3. Crayfish in a bottle.
2. A word used for anything.
3. Crayfish in a bottle.
Holy shit, there's a gartian in the backseat of my del sol.
Hand me that gartian.
Throw away the gartian before they stink up the place.
Hand me that gartian.
Throw away the gartian before they stink up the place.