A person who fakes closeness with a person, place, or thing that has recently perished or experienced a catastrophe. They do this in order to receive attention and sympathy. They go about this process by posting on social media and exaggerating the circumstances surrounding their relationship with the person, place, or thing in question. These people are the most annoying and lack self awareness.
"Hey, did you see what Regina posted about Brad's untimely passing?" "Yeah, I didn't even know they were friends. That's some grief groupie stuff right there."
"Wow, Brenda posted another picture of her in front of the Notre Dame from her high school field trip with a bunch of fire and sad emojis. That is bizarre grief groupie behavior."
"Wow, Brenda posted another picture of her in front of the Notre Dame from her high school field trip with a bunch of fire and sad emojis. That is bizarre grief groupie behavior."
by randyfarmz420 April 27, 2023

The epitome of pathetic! A female, usually underclassman attending college who seems to think her self esteem will be raised if she hangs around frat guys all the time. Most of the time this las has no life, no friends, and nothing better to do than be around dirty frat guys all the time. She is usually seen parading around any number of frat houses half naked and most definitely drunk. These skankbags often hook up with a number of the "super-cool" frat guys in a night, and are usually easy and available to fuck. Almost always filled with STD's.
by Schlimmy Schlam April 20, 2008

by katie m July 23, 2004

The biological certainty that your wife,heavy-duty girlfriend,significant other-will guiltlessly fuck someone wealthier and/or more famous than you...should the opportunity
present itself.Remember:She thinks she coulda' done better.
present itself.Remember:She thinks she coulda' done better.
WIFE:"Honey...is'nt that Derek Jeter over there at the table in the corner?"
HUSBAND:"Sure is!Go Yankees!"
WIFE:"Gotta go to the ladies room."
HUSBAND OF SECOND COUPLE IN DINING FOURSOME:"While you're in there...tuck your GROUPIE GENE back in.It's showing!"
WIFE OF SECOND COUPLE IN DINING FOURSOME:"I'll go check on her."
HUSBAND:"Sure is!Go Yankees!"
WIFE:"Gotta go to the ladies room."
HUSBAND OF SECOND COUPLE IN DINING FOURSOME:"While you're in there...tuck your GROUPIE GENE back in.It's showing!"
WIFE OF SECOND COUPLE IN DINING FOURSOME:"I'll go check on her."
by L.MARTIN October 14, 2005

spoken word group that hangs out in the Delmar Loop located in St.Louis, Missouri. They are accompanied by flutes and drums.
by emew0314 August 2, 2006

Another term for a hooker or prostitute, esp. a "high-class" one who does not necessarily want their true career known. Often used for groups of hookers or prostitutes.
Origin: During the American Civil War, groups of women would often follow regiments of soldiers, thus acting like groupies. One regiment, which was under the command of Joseph Hooker, was followed by a particularly unsavory band of women.
The term "hooker" also comes from the name of the general.
Origin: During the American Civil War, groups of women would often follow regiments of soldiers, thus acting like groupies. One regiment, which was under the command of Joseph Hooker, was followed by a particularly unsavory band of women.
The term "hooker" also comes from the name of the general.
by moolivia May 4, 2011

It's a drawer where you can put all the numbers you got from the club. Then if you want to party or just plain bored, pick out a random number and call the person!
by lalalaicantthinkofaname February 12, 2006
