Goo Bomb

The liquid explosion that bursts forth (ejaculation) by any means of arrousal.

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Man last night I dropped on huge goo bomb on your sister's face.

She screamed like a banshee when I busted a goo bomb in her ass.

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by Hoitz September 5, 2009

goo net

Goo-Net (noun): A recent engineering Marvel developed in Cleveland, Ohio, the goo net serves to capture one's goo upon release and disposes of it discreetly. The goo net works like a traditional japanese fan and opens rapidly upon expulsion of goo. A pourous, quick dry material is used in construction of the goo net, similiar too that of Nike's dry fit clothing line. Once goo is captured, the goo net quickly closes and the net is released from the bottom. Traditional applications of the goo net include mounting in one's desk at work with a trash can underneath to catch the released goo nets. The desk goo net can be configured to be neatly concealed within the desk surface for rapid deployment. More recently, the car goo net and travel goo net have been released for added conveniance. Celebrity face inserts have also been added to the goo net lineup. These inserts attach directly to the goo net so the user can now goo their favorite celebrities on demand. The most popular inserts include Paris Hilton, Lindsey Lohan, Mandy Smith, and even Oprah Winfrey!

Steve cant even make a 30 minute car ride without his travel goo net.

Brian got shot in the face like a little goo net biatch!

by Anonomous1234567 March 23, 2007

goo-jitsu

The ability to search google with exceptional skill, mastery and speed.

Andy's goo-jitsu is stronger than your karate, grasshopper.

by Scioppius October 28, 2009

Goo Goblin

Noun
1. A person who makes a really evil/twisted/disgusting/ugly face while pretending to enjoy the taste of semen (or the fact that they are ingesting semen) by adding a sort of twisted smile to their disgust.

2. A person who is incredibly ugly and suffers such a low self confidence that they will suck anyone off and take the cum right down the throat to please the guy in an effort to appear sexy.

"That blonde chik at the party last night is a goo goblin man, it was really weird."

by slapcore pleaser December 4, 2005

goo stew

syn. fuck gravy
a hot mixture of bodily secretions including but not limited to: saliva, semen, and vaginal secretions...

"After the orgy Stevey and Joe had to have the goo stew steam cleaned out of their mattress"

"I had some fuck gravy left on my scrotum and Kassie licked it off. That girl is fucking wild."

by birthmarks December 28, 2007

goo rag

A towel, or washrag, that a man ejaculates onto after masturbation.

My mom does my laundry, but I make sure to privately launder my goo rag.

by Andy Holman October 14, 2005

goo goo ga ga

'Gooo goo ga ga' (or goo goo gaa gaa), is a stereotypical baby 'talking'. When a baby says 'goo goo ga ga', it is usually considered humerous. However, I don't know if babies actually ever say this phrase.

"Goo goo ga ga," mimicked Kevin.
His friends laughed.

by Z i p p e r September 16, 2006