Selena Gomez

She is a great actress and is better then her friend Demi Lovato. The only problem is her singing which sounds like she's talking most of the time. But she is much better than Miley Cyrus that terrible person.

Selena Gomez is hot

She is a great actress and a alright singer

She is better than Miley Cyrus

by SelenaFan588 December 6, 2009

Sloppy Gomez

When your condom gets stuck in your girl/guy's brown hole. After your done analing, you give it that extra push and quick pull out. You're partner will be fishing in their glory hole for hours. Like a mexican looking for a peso in a mud puddle.

She was surprised he pulled the Sloppy Gomez on her. But she wasn't upset, for she had nothing planned the rest of the day.

by Rufus MacDufus July 8, 2009

gomer

A person who does something correctly but in an odd way. Such as swimming, but looking like your drowning. Or writing but using all your fingers to grip the pencil.

That guy runs like a gomer.

by Kenneth Boston June 17, 2004

Selena Gomez

The most gentle and talented person in this dawn world, i cannot even understand why people hate her so much, she's such a great singer, act like no oher, treat her fans so well, she's so kind, and not a even a bit toxic, she's the yellow person for a lotta people, and there's still people who hate for NO REASON. She is the most beautiful person a ever meet in my entire life, and if you don't like her... GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME.

Girl: Selena Gomez is soooooo talented!

by anonymous December 30, 2020

Gomer

Noun- A person or persons who displays an inability to function within normal social situations without being a nuisance, bother or generally an ass. It requires both an inability to function physically and mentally and should be used in describing a person or persons who possess both. Idiot references mental. Klutz references physical. Gomer encompasses both. A person who is not only an idiot, but has the physical ability to try to own it and inevitably fail.
Originally arose in connection to 60's iconic TV character Gomer Pyle.

George W. Bush is the prototypical gomer.

by PseudonymIITheSecondComing December 14, 2008

Selena Gomez Bangs

When a person's (usually female) bangs part down the middle.

Girl 1: OMG, did you see Casey's Selena Gomez Bangs today?!
Girl 2: Yes! I just had to say something so she could fix them.

by carlymoon February 19, 2011

reverse dirty gomez

After the Dirty Gomez, The girl who just got shat in the mouth, throws it up into the guys mouth.

"I gave Robert a reverse dirty gomez after he thought he could shit in my mouth"

"You go girl!"

by delli June 29, 2007