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Goldfish scene

Used by BL fans to describe a scene with sexual intercourse. Derived from a common take where they show a goldfish after a explicit kissing scene in order to insinuate the occurrence of sexual intercourse.
Fujoshi 1: did you see the goldfish scene between Ae and Pete from Love by Chance?
Fujoshi 2: OMG, yes! That was so hot I almost cried!
by Bluvseuly March 25, 2020
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goldfish walking

1) a excuse not to go with someone or not tell them something.
2) legit putting your goldfish on a leash and walking it. what is wrong with you, you crazy piece of crap?
1) john do you wanna go watch something? john: brb gotta go goldfish walking
2) so turns out john wasn't joking. he's crying because his goldfish is fucking dead.
by I am r o c k April 8, 2021
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goldfish friend

a type of friend that tends to forget you exist when they make new friends, or get a new girl/boyfriend, and then come crawling back if/when the relationship ends.

similar to a goldfish forgetting something in its tank and rediscovering it after swimming around the entire tank.
“did you hear that marcus broke up with kristina?”

“yeah, he came crawling back to me after ghosting me for a month. he’s such a goldfish friend, i hate when he does this shit.”
by crackerjack9 April 12, 2022
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Goldfish poop

A really long poop that doesnt want to detach.
Oh man, I just took a huge goldfish poop. It was like half the length of my body and I had to shake my butt back and forth to get it to break loose.
by 1$Chuck March 8, 2023
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Goldfish Moment™

A Goldfish Moment™ is when someone (usually a world renowned retard), says something incredibly stupid thinking their really funny.
May's having another Goldfish Moment™ again for fucks sake.
by NothingButPyro January 4, 2024
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Goldfish Moment™

A Goldfish Moment™ is when someone (usually a world renowned retard), says something incredibly stupid thinking they're really funny.
May's having another Goldfish Moment™ again for fucks sake.
by NothingButPyro January 4, 2024
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goldfish memory

the worst memory possible. Goldfishes have 1-10 second memory loss
the dumbest student e v e r: hey did you study for the test tomorrow? I didn't I have goldfish memory.
An average student: dude its not a test AN EXAM
the dumbest student e v e r: wait what. we have exams this week
by lunamoona457 January 13, 2024
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