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Gold Plated Tin Foil Hat

The hat one wears when they've gone so far into talking about random nonsense that they freak out if you call them out on it.

Different from the common tinfoil hat in regards to the wearer's randomness.
1 - "Goddamnit, Brendan is going off randomly about some nonsense again... He's got a gold plated tin foil hat on and is babbling about how insane it is that gold particles are just floating freely around us."

2 - "Did you see Brendan's text in the group chat, he is definitely wearing a gold plated tin foil hat today; he legit said, 'you guys ever rip and have to evacuate the area because the methane concentration is over normal bodily levels'. On top of that, he even freaked out after I asked him if he was wearing a gold plated tin foil hat."

3 - "Brendan freaked earlier after I told him to chill because he was talking at 100+ MPH about random nonsense. I'm also pretty sure I heard him say something about a gold plated tin foil hat he lost."
by sphiinx May 28, 2018
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Gold Caps

A term used for magical mushrooms, also known as shrooms
yo dude you got them gold caps?
yeah man i do and i tripped hella balls
by nebraskan stoner April 3, 2008
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gold digger

Kind of like a hooker, but smarter.
That girl exchanges her time and affection just like a hooker, but she's a little smarter and official so she's more of a gold digger.
by Brkleigh May 29, 2011
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Gold cock

A lesbian term for a man who thinks his dick can make lesbians go straight.
You must think you have a gold cock if you think your dick will make me go straight, the lesbian told Bobby.
by FKN A July 29, 2014
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Gold Fury

When a girl menstrual rages so hard that she pees a little bit.
Guy 1- "Whoa, did you see how Miss Rogerson just flipped out?"

Guy 2- "Yeah dude, gold fury for sure."
by IwishIwasspiderman June 7, 2016
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Gold Mirror

The Gold Mirror is the description of person that sees the good and/or the potential for good in a person and often vocalize their opinions to boost the onlooker's view of self. This often leads the observer to believe their faults don't exist and develop a close relationship with the Gold Mirror.
She is the gold mirror to his narcissism.

He always sees the good in people and reflects it back to them like a gold mirror.
by lolweird February 25, 2018
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gold membership trolling

A type of social media hoax where you post an image on social media where your viewers need a "premium account" to view the picture, accompanied by a caption of what you intend to post.
Poster (in caption): Latest pic of my car... (image shows user needs gold membership)
Guy 1: Dude, that the heck is with this Facebook Gold crap!?
Guy 2: (Comment available only to Facebook Gold account holders)
Guy 3: Oh wow, are they really charging now?
Guy 4: (Comment available only to Facebook Gold account holders)
Guy 5: (Comment available only to Facebook Gold account holders)
Guy 6: Guys, this isn't real. This is gold membership trolling. Facebook has no intent to charge for using the service.
by The Real Driller March 31, 2020
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