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Texas Gloryhole

Sticking your dick in the wall of the Alamo. The bullet holes covering the outer wall of the Alamo are tiny....proof that not everything is bigger in Texas!
"Just found me another Texas Gloryhole.....Yeee Haw!"
by NinjaMonkeyBallz420 February 26, 2017
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gloryhole

the creator of the gloryhole was Jeffery Williams aka gloryhole. He first devised it in 1910 in the large gay community of fresno. Later on he moved to LA and spread it more until it went all across america. Gloryhole is a legend
Where the fuck is gloryhole?
He's prolly smokin that dank ass hit NIGGA?
Naw, Dog i meant a gloryhole to stick my shit in, I just got out a prison nugga, i need that release, the glory hole is the way i gets it.
Whatever dog.
by Jeffery Wiliamas III <3 <3 <3 September 23, 2008
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Ukrainian Gloryhole

An opening to screw an opponent over that could drastically backfire if you insert yourself into it.
President Trump found his Ukrainian Gloryhole and inserted the full weight of his office into it in order to have a foreign power damage a political rival; now the House is Impeaching him.”

“Ivan saw what he thought was opportunity to discreetly screw his neighbor whom he hates but finds attractive. This opportunity was a Ukrainian Gloryhole - the opening he inserted himself into went through his neighbor’s dining room wall. In return Mike received a chorus of shouts and scolding borscht was flung onto his penis.”

“Backstabbing Russia was Adolf Hitler’s Ukrainian Gloryhole.”
by wet.spaghett October 12, 2019
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Gloryholing (gamer term)

When your hung up on a glitch/object while trying to run away from an enemy or being attacked, it derives from the phrase "My dick was stuck in the gloryhole" which comes from the idea that if you penis is in a gloryhole and you are surprise attacked you cant really run until you take the time to pull your penis out of the gloryhole though by then your already pretty muck dead. (This term is used in a video game setting and not to be confused with the literal definition of "gloryhole").
Example 1: I was running from the Berserker but i gloryholed on the wall and it killed me.

Example 2: If i wasnt always "Gloryholing (gamer term)" on the doorway he wouldnt be able to kill me with the riot shield.
by leonskenn November 25, 2009
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GloryHole

look at that sweet gloryhole! Now we won’t have to back out when we leave”
by Mdawgv December 27, 2021
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Gloryhole

The thing James Charles likes to stick his tee is weenie peen into
No way this rock has so many gloryholes
by PringleHULK April 27, 2020
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gloryhole

A peephole providing a view into a locker room, changing room, or bathroom.
I wanked it to a fine bitch at my gloryhole yesterday!
by xenon June 2, 2003
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