Girlfriend 

Penis depository

My girlfriend is the best penis depository

Girlfriend by Sgt. SkullFucker May 28, 2015

girlfriend 

something you and i will never have because we are lonely

tyler: hey bro i just got this hot ass chick to fuck me

alex: o-oh thats nice i dont have a girlfriend :(

girlfriend by Sexy_Jay March 8, 2022

Girlfriend 

Synonym for 1)COATRACK, 2)EASY STORE, and 3)PHOTO BOOTH at a show.

1)Guy: Ah damn, I can't go into the pit with my jacket, it'll getr fucked up, HONEY!!

2)Guy: Shit, my cell phone will be ruined in the pit, Better go stash this in my girl's purse.

3)Guy: Hey, baby, take some sweet pictures of me when I slamdance, ok?
Girlfriend: Alright! *is holding phone in purse, wearing his jacket, and has camera in hand* al the time thinking, "he's so great."

Girlfriend by andrew apocolypse November 28, 2004

Girlfriend 

A temporary girl you'll keep around for a few months to show your family.
Low significance until considered a Fiancé or becomes pregnant- then everyone magically cares.

"He has a girlfriend? He'll drop her in a few months."

Girlfriend by SperanzaHope January 29, 2015

Girlfriend 

A magical creature whose sole purpose on this Earth is to please us dudes. They everyday job is to look beautiful, talk about feelings, and shop.

WARNING: They are extremely easy to attain.




NOT.

Dude: Duuude I gotta get a girlfriend already man I'm such a loser.

Friend: Word...lemme hook you up with this fat chick from my school.

Dude: Okay.

Girlfriend by Jackson Tiger June 28, 2008

Girlfriend 

A hot girl(man, hand, and animals doesn't count) who wants you badly and responsible for 50% of your free sex(for the other 50%, refer to threesome and cheating)

"You want to be my girlfriend, you have to work for it. I'm not easy, you know :smirk:"

Girlfriend by DarkPrinceXXI January 3, 2004

girlfriend 

1.a friend who is a girl
2.a girl who is a friend
3.ma bitch

1."Who is that?"
"That is my girl-friend."
2."Who is that?"
"That is a girlfriend."
3."Who is that?"
"Ma girlfriend ya'll. I shagged her last night man."

girlfriend by Urban Proffe-sirrrr May 26, 2014