Literally the worst person you could ever come across. A Gage usually sucks at everything he does, will remain a virgin for the rest of his life, constantly suffering from depression.
Definition 1:A person who blackmails and will lie about you to get his own way.
Definition 2:Someone who has a very low reputation and no one, I mean no one will trust with secrets.
Definition 3:A person who will hack into your account, brag about his Pokemon cards, act like a gangsta, and will not listen and wine about everything if he doesn't get his way.
Definition 3:Someone who you can sue for millions of dollar for blackmail, defamation, ruining education, and for disturbing the peace.
This boy is a fucking fuckboy on all fucking means. He thinks his dick is big when it is indeed NOT. He is SHIT in bed and he will play with your heart. He ain't nothing but a damn bottom. NEXT. Don't date a small dick boy named Gage.
Veronica: "You dated Gage?"
Elizabeth: " Yup , and his dick is real SMALL"
One of the worst names possible for a human male. Like who the fuck names their child Gage. Like why???
The name Gage is even worse than Tanner somehow
Me: If I ever meet somebody named Gage I WILL hate them unconditionally because Gage is just such a terriblename. *shudders*