A Frankenstein handjob is where u take jumper cables and attach them to the base of ur penis. U then prepare hedge cutters and place ur penis right where it cuts. When your about to climax u turn on the charge from the cables then chop of ur penis. After the chop u should be cumming out of the remaining stump of ur penis while the cut part flails around on the ground like a lizard tail. When ur done u sow ur penis back on and continue until satisfied.
Person 1: Man my penis is throbbing
Person 2: is it from the Frankenstein handjob?
Person 3: yeah my scissors were dull, also don’t go above 3000 volts, u can’t feel it after that
Person 2: is it from the Frankenstein handjob?
Person 3: yeah my scissors were dull, also don’t go above 3000 volts, u can’t feel it after that
by Vietkong12309 May 7, 2024
Get the Frankenstein Handjobmug. "I can't believe how fucked up Becky and Dave are. I heard she had Dave pull a reverse Frankenstein last Sunday."
by //53/42/3/ January 6, 2022
Get the Reverse Frankensteinmug. Person 1 " So mate what did you do over the weekend"
Person 2 "Mate you won't guess, I frankensteined my iPod mini from 2004"
Person 1 (Face Palms)
Person 2 "Mate you won't guess, I frankensteined my iPod mini from 2004"
Person 1 (Face Palms)
by Glyndward October 18, 2021
Get the Frankensteinedmug. In reference to the fictional character in Mary Shelly's novel Frankenstein. What happens when you mention a thing you like (e.g. band, movie, etc...) to someone and they become a cult follower of said thing, taking it to the nth degree.
Clarence: I watched Fight Club with Nick yesterday and I think I've created a Frankenstein's Monster; now all he wants to do is fistfight people and pretend he's got split personality disorder.
Joe: Dammit, is that why he hit me in the ear just now!?
Joe: Dammit, is that why he hit me in the ear just now!?
by Undercoverstoic September 4, 2013
Get the Frankenstein's Monstermug. Refers to an investment strategy where declining stocks are assembled, akin to Victor Frankenstein combining different body parts for his creature. The term encompasses the concept of creating a portfolio from various declining stocks, with the metaphorical "lightning" representing external catalysts or stimuli that are anticipated to revive the value of the assembled assets.
Person A: "Have you heard of 'Frankenstein stocks' in investing?"
Person B: "No, what's that?"
Person A: "It's like picking declining stocks and hoping they come back to life, similar to how Victor Frankenstein put together different body parts for his monster."
Person B: "No, what's that?"
Person A: "It's like picking declining stocks and hoping they come back to life, similar to how Victor Frankenstein put together different body parts for his monster."
by TheRandomStock January 20, 2024
Get the Frankenstein Stocksmug. The Wi-Fi was bad in our basement, so I set up a high power receiver down there, attached it to a router, then connected my work computer to ethernet through a 100 foot cable. Bit of a Frankenstein, but it works!
by AtomicQ April 11, 2022
Get the Frankensteinmug. You might be mistaken. Frankenstein is not a sex poaition or some kinky pole dancing move, it's the guy who created The Creature in "Frankenstein," A.K.A., "The Modern Promethius," or however the fuck you spell that diety's name.
Oh, and no, it isn't the name of The Creature.
Oh, and no, it isn't the name of The Creature.
The Creature's creator's name is Victor Frankenstein.
Look it up if you wanna challenge me, you filthy uncultured pleb.
Look it up if you wanna challenge me, you filthy uncultured pleb.
by I'm not Bob March 10, 2018
Get the Frankensteinmug.