foofer

That sexy-ass crease on a woman between the back of the upper leg and the apple bottom.

I go to Hooters just to drown my sorrows in foofers, cleavage, beer, and hot wings.

by Gingabread March 24, 2011

fooze

When you gently ease out a fart, but it has enough traction to make noise. It will be short in duration, however not short enough to be a popcorn fart. The volume of this fart is quite less than a rip, but louder than an air biscuit or SBD.

While on a date I tried to sneak out a silent poot but it was all like fooze instead!

by KingOfFarts December 7, 2010

frank-footer

accepting oral sex from anyone regardless of gender or sexual preference simply because you are drunk and horny.

As long as what happens in Mexico stays in Mexico..... I'm 100% down with a good old fashion frank-footer !

by postal69 May 16, 2016

one footer

A woman whose beauty improves the closer you get to her. Because, she is just that pretty.

Did you meet Julie tonight? Now THAT is a definite one footer. What a knock-out.

by JP3773 December 31, 2015

Foofer valve

A highly technical description of an electrical part that is unknown

Techo 1: Hey, why isn't that working?
Techo 2: Not sure, I think it's blown a Foofer Valve

by mikey_bear July 2, 2009

fooker

(noun) "a fake hooker"; a woman who walks the streets looking for "clients" but is not associated with a pimp, ultimately just making her a whore

Rachel is such a fooker; She doesn't care if she makes money, she just wants to have sex.

by Coralex April 18, 2011

floozer

Combination of a boozer, floozy, and loser.

I saw this cheaply dressed older woman in a bar, smoking cigarettes and pounding down the drinks. She was a real floozer.

by IgnatiusJReilly August 1, 2008