"YO sniff mi FOOOOOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Fooning (verb) A person in a posed, stationary position that gives the impression the individual is running and caught in mid-stride, but looks fakey on purpose. Useful for taking pictures of the person posing in front of many different famous landmarks.
Fooning (verb) A person in a posed, stationary position that gives the impression the individual is running and caught in mid-stride, but looks fakey on purpose. Useful for taking pictures of the person posing in front of many different famous landmarks.
by Foonmaster October 7, 2003
Get the foon mug.A portmanteau of "fucking" and "loon". It is often used to describe a vexatious crazy person when more abrasive vocabulary is not appropriate.
Chris: Did you hear? Katie and Tim had a sex change operation where they swapped parts!
Ryan: Ya, they always try and deny it.
Chris: What a couple of floons.
Ryan: Ya, they always try and deny it.
Chris: What a couple of floons.
by floontastic September 3, 2013
Get the Floon mug.A person who is totally mad or insane. A hybrid of Fucking looney.
A person who completely loses it and goes crazy.
A person who completely loses it and goes crazy.
"Did you see how Adrian carried on just because he didn't win, he threw the pieces across the floor, that Adrian is a complete flooney."
by tastefully smutty November 14, 2011
Get the flooney mug.A spreading epedimeic for males ages 15-25. This tragic life altering FOON is caused by abstinence. The affects include but are not limited to the curvature of the male penis and shrinking of the male scrodum.
Can be prevented by: regular kinky monkey sex with dirty kinky sluts, eating out lots of pussies, and stimulating your shaft and anal canal simultaniously (@ the same time).
Can be prevented by: regular kinky monkey sex with dirty kinky sluts, eating out lots of pussies, and stimulating your shaft and anal canal simultaniously (@ the same time).
MOTO: get your groove on not your FOON on!
Racheal: "Let's have sex!"
Craig: "Yeee!"
Racheal: *pulls down craig's pants* "Eww is that shit a foon?!
Craig: "Yeah I have Fds (Foon Dick Syndrome)." *sad*
Racheal: "Lets fuck it back to normal!"
Racheal: "Let's have sex!"
Craig: "Yeee!"
Racheal: *pulls down craig's pants* "Eww is that shit a foon?!
Craig: "Yeah I have Fds (Foon Dick Syndrome)." *sad*
Racheal: "Lets fuck it back to normal!"
by yourslut February 28, 2011
Get the Fds (Foon Dick Syndrome) mug.A foon is a fool who is ignorant of his or her foolishness, and appears to be competent.
Similar to pedant, schmendrick, philosophe, and sophist.
Similar to pedant, schmendrick, philosophe, and sophist.
When I first met the guy, I was impressed, but as I got to know him, I realized what an utter foon he was.
by Foon Victim February 18, 2004
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