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Fonzing

The act of a girl getting fingered and being pleased by different men on drunk nights but, remembering the pleasure the next day.
"Are we drinking tonight?
-Yeah definitely! I wonder who's fonzing me tonight :)"
by DrewidMadison March 9, 2010
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fufu fondling

A polite way of describing the act of caressing/stroking a female's genitals.
I sure love Jim's quick fingers. They are perfect for a round of fufu fondling.
by aerwyn April 21, 2012
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finding nemo

"Sally, my boyfriend's terrible in the sack."
"Betty, he's only 11- he's probably needs help finding nemo."
by mike hamilton December 10, 2003
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FondlingLicker

one who loves fondling or felling while crying on a overstuffed penis which was not circumcised nor washed ever also loves to slap them self with the cock until there whole face looks like a mushroom field
man that girl last night was a FondlingLicker wow it felt good wait you mean urs wasn't ever washed yep sweet.
by bob owns August 30, 2011
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Mommy Finding The Poop Sock

when mommy finds the poop sock, it is devastating. you can never come back from the scolding that can come from finding the poop sock. you will be brought to town central and burned at the stake in front of everyone u love and called a witch for your sorcery of the poop sock.
by Biome of Rec Room October 17, 2019
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Finding Five Dollars

A phrase commonly used to signify the end of a story; any story ends well on the upbeat note of finding five dollars.
"I was going to the laundromat to wash all of my clothes, and I tripped and broke my nose on the asphalt. I tried to get into my car, but I dropped the keys into the sewer grate I was parked by. I got a ride to the hospital from an old lady who smelled like cheese, and when I got there I found out that my insurance didn't cover stupidity. And then I found five dollars!"
by Corwin May 6, 2005
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folding laundry

When I read that hot email you wrote me, I had to go fold some laundry.
by alex chase February 2, 2004
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