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Floating Liver Syndrome

A serious illness of the rectal cavity that occurs after being gang-raped by the football team at school, where you lose feeling in your rectum. They then proceed to 'freak' inside you, flooding your innards.
"I'm sorry Mrs.Smith, the doctor tried everything he could to to repair your poor sons rectum, but Floating Liver Syndrome is irreversible. On a high note, the football team is on its way to the Championship.
by TheDragonReborn January 1, 2011
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Lane Floating

Lane floating is a sport created in the Cotswolds where you drive down a country lane in a low gear with the driver and all the passengers seated outside the vehicle (on window ledges or the roof).

This new sport is designed for the occupants of the vehicle to be able to socialise at slow speeds night or day on quiet lanes or narrow tracks; piloting the vehicle at low speeds from outside the car gives the impression you are floating down a canal (hence the name).

The art of this sport rests with the driver as they will have limited control while sat on the window ledge but passengers will be in charge of gear changing.

This sport is illegal in England which makes it a bit more interesting and should only be carried out by experienced drivers.
Dan and four friends sat on the window ledges of the car and began lane floating down "Calf Way".

As Dan was lane floating down "Green Farm Way" he was steering from above and letting the car roll.

As we drove down yonder we passed a group of people floating down the lane in a car.
by JeffeyFromYonder May 26, 2009
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facebook flirting

Were u consistently "like" a girl/guys satus on facebook. They then start liking yours. You then leave a few cheeky comments, they start leaving comments on yours. Then u private mail them a pic of your cock/tits...
I totaly hooked up with this girl
Oh wow a real girl, how did u meet
Facebook flirting my friend, facebook flirting
by bobthemagicwizard December 17, 2012
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floating face

When under the influence of LSD people's faces will sometimes appear to be "floating" as if detached from their head.
Holy shit, do you see Laz's face? It's floating! He is a floating face!
by Original Laz June 2, 2008
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flootingson

An act performed in urban communities to honor a recently killed person that nobody knew but you tell people he was like a son
The people in Ferguson, MO are flootingson to honoring the local criminal thug most of them don't even know by stealing, looting, and burning down their own town.
by Silicon Sorcerer August 19, 2014
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floating clothes

When someone is so dark that it looks like floating clothes. Racial slur particularly used towards african americans
Dam jerry its so dark out here.

I know man you see that set of floating clothes over there.
by tmeza76 September 13, 2015
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Floating Chair

Hovering over the toilet seat when taking a shit because the seat is freezing.
dam dude, i had to floating chair this morning it was so cold out!
by EDDY-G-123 May 14, 2016
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