The Flying Dyson

The act of putting your flaccid penis in an Dyson Airblade hand dryer, and let it flop around in the hot air.

The phenomenon was first described by a Norwegian comedian in late 2012, and the phrase was later coined by another Norwegian comedian in early 2016.

I really wish I owned a Dyson Airblade, so I could perform the flying dyson daily.

by Hybeltiger May 9, 2016

Ass-Faced Shit Flinger

Someone who has many faults, yet throws hypocritical insults and comments at others.

I heard Gwen call Sally a slut, even though Gwen slept with a different guy every day last week. She's an Ass-Faced Shit Flinger

by SovietRyan November 14, 2014

Flying Buttress

A physical act that involves running at your target, usually another person, then jumping and twisting in such a way that your ass lands as high up on their body as possible (preferrably the face). This act can be performed from a higher location, such as a bench or car, in order to get your ass as close to the target's face as possible. The only requirements to qualify as a Flying Buttress are that your feet leave the ground, and that your ass hits the target before any other part of your body. A knockdown is considered a bonus.

Everyone feared Tony's Flying Buttress' because he usually performed them without pants.

by CubanAso October 12, 2006

Flying Tomato

Nickname of double Olympic snowboarding champion Shaun White. Originally coined at the Turin Games as "il pomadoro volante" dues to his aerial speed and grace and his shock of red hair. Shaun is the greatest proponent of the men's snowboarding half-pipe at this time, having invented several tricks including his trademark double McTwist 1260 a.k.a. The Tomahawk. With a parallel career in skateboarding, White has his own clothes labels and a videogame. One cool dude. He retained his Olympic championship at the Vancouver Winter Games in 2010 with an untouchable score of 46.8.

Tony Hawk: "I think Shaun is one of the most amazing athletes on the planet".

Bemused Olympic Spectator: "Whoah! Dude! What the fuck was that?!"

Helpful Canadian: "The Flying Tomato, eh?"

Bemused Olympic Spectator: "So, dude, where's all the snow?"

Helpful Canadian: "D'oh!!"

by Shakespeare's Plumber February 18, 2010

flying beaver

when you throw a naked girl into the air.

Person 1: I spy with my little eye, a flying beaver!
Person 2: Dude, stop staring into Jimmy's window.

by TantrumSquash April 14, 2008

flying fairburn

When you shoot a rope of semen that bullseyes betweens the chicks(or mans, i dont disgriminate) eyes

Dude, I totally hit a Flying Fairburn on that hot chick last night!

by Primal-G February 21, 2005

Flying dust

Doing cocaine

Those kids that hangout at Circle K were flying dust all night.

by tdubswherl September 29, 2010