Fig Wasp

A man with a ludicrously large, and ridiculously oversized penis.

Man o man!! Have you ever made love to Jimmy! I had no idea he was such a Fig Wasp!

by Sealdewheel June 05, 2021

Fig newton

When an uncircumcised person fucks a girl in
the ass, then proceeds to take their dick out.
After doing this, they move the foreskin
foreward, and if there's poop inside, it
should resemble a fig newton.

James: yo bro I fucked this girl and when I
pulled out, there was poop in my foreskin.
John: damn bro she fig newtoned you!

by Kslatty February 08, 2023

fig newton

The saddest excuse for a cookie. Ever.

I thought I had cookies in my lunch, but Mom gave me frickin' fig newtons damnit.

by EmmyGood January 21, 2007

Fig-Nigguh

A fruity black man. Referring to gays, lesbians, homosexual, the whole shabang.

The "What what in the butt" guy is a Fig-Nigguh.

by Synguitarist September 07, 2010

Fig Newton

An artsy, stuck up jerk with hipster hair who is full on himself and believes he is a master of his craft; but isn’t. Usually named Brennen, Duke, Enzo, Hoist, or Damion.

My hairdresser is such a fig newton.

by emoney202 May 19, 2015

swig fig

One does not just become a Swig Fig, one is born a Swig Fig. They spend their days eating Fig Newton's and they enjoy parties at Rippee's. A Swig Fig is NEVER LATE, everyone else is simply early. A swig fig needs to be filet mignoned, and they must work on the Rippeefication process.

Guy: Who is that? He looks like such a swig fig.

Guy #2: He's such a swig fig.

by FigMaster October 27, 2014

FIG

An acronym that represents "Fat Indian Guy" or "Fugly Indian Guy" commonly used in the eastern and southwestern regions of the United States.

Nicole: Oh by the way, did you see that shirt i bought?
Diana: oh yeah ...OMG! WATCH OUT! INCOMING FIG!!!!
Nicole: -turns around- OMFG!! Hes so fat!

by yeah its fo sho March 27, 2007