Fertrue

can mean almost anything, it works best when used to agree with something. can be used as a question, or out of anger.

1. Elliot: I just got the new assassins creed

Me: fertrue

2. When my xbox keeps dcing from the Internet

Me: fertrue!

3. Did you know she's dating him again!

Fertrue?

by CalebR987 November 18, 2011

ferts

Fertile. Iphone app says you are fertile. Reason for hotflashes. Moods. Pre-menstrual.

"Why am I so PMS-y? I'm not on my period."
"Oh girl, you're probably ferts"

by mochacoughy February 27, 2012

fertile delta

Attractive female, Similar to ' A bit of gear'.

There is a fair amount of Fertile Delta running round this joint.
Or;
'Owen thinks he is a chance with that Fertile Delta over there'.

by DK Ngata December 1, 2013

fertile fergie

A woman with lush and fruitful peaches

That fertile fergie over there has some lushes peaches

by Jay dizzle February 1, 2015

Fertalis

Noun

Pronounced (Speed-Train)

Used by "The Baker" to pull bitches and grow crops.

I'm going to wipe my fertalis all over your chin.

Wow Toms fertalis tasted great!

Please help me fertalis my crops.

by Cuppycrab March 15, 2016

fertilized butter

Either when you find something greasy, slimy, or buttery on the ground, covered in dust and dirt. Or when you slip for a far distance or a long time continuously.

"That kid over there just slipped on fertilized butter!"

by Quinsar_73 May 24, 2016

Fertilize the clock

The same as milk (or milking) the clock,
but while you are staying on the clock beyond the end of your shift you are in the bathroom taking a long dump.

Are you going home right away?

No that burrito I had for lunch is talking to me.

I think I am going to stay for a bit and fertilize the clock.

by MechisX October 17, 2016