Felix Honikker

Hello Charlotte's token shota. "He dies? No fucking problem there's seven more to make you happy." Some small midget that the fandom he originates from really loves. Why is he so popular? Because everyone loves tsunderes and boys with pink/orange hair. Too precious for this world, too pure.

Felix Honikker? More like Felix HOE-nikker am I right?

by AwfulHCDefinitions May 16, 2018

FedEx

a shitty company that always fucks something up, several times they have sent my packages to a different location or have claimed to have the incorrect address and cant find my building. When i called them to correct the mistake they say they handled it and every things fine, but the next day the problem is still their.

their workers truly do not give a shit, they couldn't care less if you receive your delivery or not, and they are slow to correct any issues.

I also heard that they sometimes steal your fucking packages!!! wtf

do not do business with FedEx, UPS is so much better with better service

friend1: my delivery was supposed to be here 2 days ago wtf

friend2: wait a minute... is it coming by FedEx???

friend1:yeah, why you ask?

friend2: FedEx dont give a FUCK about people who use

their service, they probably "lost" your shit or sent it across the country.

friend1: THOSE FUCKERS!!!! I HATE FedEx!!!!!!

by cornell123 September 19, 2009

felix da housecat

a house music dj also known as Thee Maddkatt Courtship, Aphrohead and Sharkimaxx. His real name is Felix Stallings, Jr.

"felix da housecat is da shit"

by figsomatic April 3, 2009

felendificus

a word describing a monkeys excitement when presented with a banana

the monkey was felendificus

by 9e0r9e May 25, 2009

felix ricard

A shitty ass school where kids go to get tortured

dood this school sucks its such a felix ricard

by maggot the faggot July 13, 2017

feleisha

Feleisha is a warm-hearted person who cares mostly about her family and making others happy. She is very intelligent and will stand up for herself and others whenever needed. When she sets a goal she is determined abd will never back down . She is drop dead gorgeous and is always going to be your go to gal and the person you will tell all your problems to without having to worry about her not actually caring. She has a hilarious laugh and aint afraid to use it. But all good things come with its imperfections. A feleisha will never stop talking! When you talk to her on the phone theres no end! I guarantee if you have a feleisha in your life you have the best life ever!

*phone rings*

Him: Who is it?
You:Feleisha!

Him: ohhh.... Talk to you in 5 hours!

by Chicken Nuggets 4 Life March 11, 2018

Felix

-Minecraft god

-gets alot of diamonds

-does NOT get diamonds like vverttng

Damn Felix has alot of diamonds

by Minecraft god 303838284773 December 18, 2018