Albert Einstein

the act of spewing your load across a girls upper lip after getting a blow job, making her look like Albert Einstein

I ended up pulling out earlier and shooting my wad across her upper lip giving her an Albert Einstein

by da' witz November 19, 2011

Albert Einstein

A smart man

Albert Einstein Is smart

Albert Einstein Is very smart
Albert Einstein Is extremely smart
(See what I did there 😏)

by סתם מפגרת August 31, 2020

weinstein

when a rocker farts in the face of one who does not rock...

Man, that guy hates zeppelin, im gonna give him a weinstein

by Matthew Edelman Tolchin March 17, 2004

Einstein

Tech N9ne. The greatest rapper out there.

Einstein = Tech N9ne

by Thug of Darkness January 5, 2008

Einstein

The recreational drug Exstasy, Chemical name MDMA. Ironic cause it frys your brain.

Yo pop da Einstein and get ready to roll.

by xSatansAmbitionx September 19, 2006

einsteins theory of relativity

A theory by a man called Albert Einsteins (with a crazy hairstylist) which clearly defines :
0. E = MC^2, thats E for energy, M for mass and C for speed of light!
1. No matter can excede the speed of light
2. Speed of light is constant for all, irrespective of their motion.
3. You can not go back in time and have sex with elvis or anyone for that matter!

Some parts of the theory are still unproven practically, but only proven theorotically

Girl 1 : I wanna have sex with elvis!
Girl 2 : Sorry babe! Einstein won't let ya!
Girl 1 : WTF is this enistein?
Girl 2 : Read this you dumbass, E=MC^2.. and so on..
Girl 1 : So its all because of the bloody einsteins theory of relativity, damn
Girl 2 : And we can't do anything about that bastard!

by Aky July 18, 2006

einstein dummy head

a stupid person. a retard. an idiot.

The class is so easy, even an einstein dummy head can pass it.

by Matt aka Sergio November 27, 2006