fart

A gaseous emission exerted by the anus. This physical phenomena has baffled man kind for many centuries as some farts are quite repulsive yet others are rather pleasant. Farts can be very deceitful as the silent ones are often the most foul smelling and the loudest are considered comical and do not emit any noticeable odor at all. Farts are most commonly found in a gaseous state but can quite often be in a liquidized form (this is commonly referred to as a wet one). In rare cases people have be known to try and squeeze farts out, this is not recommended as traces of feces may be found in the undergarments later.

My boxers were drenched after blowing a big wet fart.

by Dr. Vincent Tersigni October 15, 2006

fart

bad smelling odor that comes out of your anus

1.Loud and Proud-loud farts that don't smell that bad
2.silent but violent-these are just like ninjas,no one will hear them but everyone will smell them
3.poop fart or oops poop-farts that come out with poop
4.fart catch-farting in your hand then catching it then opening your hand under your friend's nose causing them to smell it
5.Queef- these are just wannabe farts that come out of the vagina
6.talking fart- farts that sound like words

by fobbafart June 12, 2011

farting

no matter how old u get it will always be funny

Ew yo a dog farting is the worst

by vin3434343 March 4, 2007

fart

shit-flavored air. one of the most noxious is the fried chicken fart.

after we ate mrs winners fried chicken, the whole car was fart tainted!

by da trick biatch December 28, 2005

fart-by

an action by a rude person who walks by another person that is sitting down & knowingly/consciously emits a gaseous odor from his/her anus;
as opposed to a drive-by where the assailant fires a gun loaded with bullets, the fart-by assailant fires his/her ass full of gas

WTF, was I just a victim of a fart-by?

by zoomx3 February 12, 2009

Farting

1) An alarm clock.

2) A prank

3) A game

4) Entertainment

1) Farting in someone's mouth (bear-assed) to wake them up.

2) Farting stinky ones in a car full of people...when you have control of window locks.

3) As a game. "Who can fart the loudest?"

4) Inflaming a fart with a lighter; farting on your parents; farting on your girlfriend; etc.

by buzzkill26 March 18, 2009

Farting

Like burping but with your ass muscles.

I had a pork schnitzel that had me farting until the bar was cleared out.

by Iris Long August 31, 2014