farmer's tan

A tan where the tan lines are obviously caused by wearing normal clothes outside in the sun for long periods of time, instead of wearing swimwear or more suitable clothes for tanning.

Dude, your chest is so pale compared to your arms. And why are your knees so red? Get rid of that farmer's tan before you come to the beach again, it looks ridiculous!

by kwirk June 11, 2005

Farmer's Cough

The act of transferring phlegmy saliva into a woman's vagina or a male's anus and then swallowing it back.

I farmer's coughed my boyfriend which made me puke and get a shitty taste.
or
That fuckin Asian slut charged me fifty bucks for farmer's coughing her!

by Peppolla September 8, 2009

farmer

An almost always respectable person, who grows the food that the general public so ungraciously eats. Don't take farmers for granted. Hell, love us. WE FEED YOU PEOPLE!

(Why I am on URBAN dictionary, I have no idea)

Example: My father, the farmer

by The guy whose name you don't know February 8, 2007

farmer browned

To own someone at close range in a first person shooter video game via shotgun.

Oh dammit I just got farmer browned in COD!

by farmerbrown-ed November 23, 2010

Sympathy Farmer

Snowflake generation illness to gain fame or attention.

Looks like genuine grief but without tears and always in public situations.

Performers include Andy Murray, the Brazilian National squad, cheating cricketers and Britain’s Got Talent panelists.

I’m not sure those tears are necessary for minor corrective surgery or whether Andy is a practicing Sympathy Farmer.

by Scamdy-cat May 9, 2019

pimple farmer

An adolescent male who spends a great deal of his time on the computer. His activities can include masturbation, posting on messageboards, gaming, masturbation, collecting Lindsay Lohan pics, masturbating to said pics, and not having a girlfriend.

The name comes from the probable fact that this adolescent male has acne.

You pimple farmers need to:

1.) Get outside
2.) Get laid
3.) Get a clue

by clamum June 14, 2004

farmero

A hispanic person from a rural faming area, usually associated with Northern California gangs but now used as a slang term in general.

Did you hear about the the drug bust? It was all in the sticks, a bunch of farmeros trying to make their mark.

by TANK&BIGBOSS January 11, 2011