Interbeastial Fagottism

A same-sex relationship (or one-night-stand) between two animals of different species. The term was coined on the fly whilst observing a male cat romance the hindquarters of a sleeping male dog.

Horrendous.

Shawn: What the fuck are they doing?
Andrew: They're doing it! That's interbeastial faggotism! Crude!
Shawn: Where's my camera? There's gotta be a newsgroup for this kind of thing.

by Thousand June 13, 2005

fagotto

A bassoon, in Italian, with variants in several other languages including German (Fagott) and Armenian (fakod in Western Armenian and fagot in Eastern Armenian). The name comes from the word "faggot", meaning a bundle of wooden sticks, which the instrument resembles. Has nothing to do with being gay.

Io suono il fagotto (I play the bassoon).

by pentozali June 16, 2012

faggitron

gay robots
and
flamingos

Rebs: "i cant get my comuter to work, can you help me fix it?"

Foster: "What do i look like a stinkin faggitron?"

by Frosty and ZRebler May 13, 2005

Fagit

not a faggit

Caleb is not a fagit

by PyroTyrone January 5, 2014

fagort

A dadaist ejaculation; a defiant, yet meaningless cry against growing despair, heralding a creeping nihilism.

<lethargic_> howard dean may seem like a solid, pro-labor leftist, but his election in vermont is misleading. he supports NAFTA, to the point of voting for fast track, and like clinton, is promising a health care reform he has no intention to deliver.
<clarknova> FAGORTLOOLZ!

by clarknova November 26, 2003

fagbitch

An annoying hypocrite. Usually someone who believes they are popular, but in reality no one enjoys their company. They invite themselves into others conversations, events, gatherings etc. Likes to start drama.

Person 1: Yo, Kayla just yelled at me for wearing red because all the underclassmen were suppose to wear white.
Person 2: For someone who "cares" so much about school she can't even pass her fucking classes.
Person 1: What a fagbitch.

by Jack Danielz September 28, 2013

Faggit

Faggit usually spelt wrong by people with no nipples

Your cousin is a fat faggit that no one loves

by biggybap January 6, 2017