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FUBAR Fountain of Fun

The act of inserting the neck of a bottle of beer into a woman's vagina, and then shaking the bottle. The resulting reaction of removing the bottle will cause the beer to spray all over the place - resulting in the FUBAR (Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition) Fountain of Fun.
Dude, me and Toby were FUBAR last night, and then we did a FUBAR Fountain of Fun with your mom!
by Zief May 4, 2008
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FUBAR-Dick

When one is FUBAR'ed (Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition) and cannot "get it up."

Much like Whiskey Dick.
DUDE 1: Man I ended up at her place, but was FUBAR'ed so when it came time to do the deed I couldn't even get it up.

DUDE 2: Sounds like FUBAR-Dick man, that sucks
by Fübahrt December 27, 2010
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fucked up beyond all recognition is an expression to stress the fact that there cannot be an upper limit to being fucked up.
excessive fucking makes a pussy look like something it is not supposed to. In the extreme cases one may even fail to recognize it. The above expression is directly derived from this fact.
I am fubar<fucked up beyond recognition> in my thesis.
by Santabanta ka dost April 29, 2008
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fubar

a website that is labeled as an online virtual bar and social network site
have you seen my NSFW pix on fubar?
by dukes69charger July 26, 2018
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FUBAR

(adjective)
Pronounced Fooh-Bahr, short for Fucked Up Beyond Repair
Examples include the American voting system, the economy, and the brains of baby boomers
This shit is way beyond FUBAR!
Dude America is FUBAR.
Those capitalist pigs are FUBAR, don't you agree comrade?
by armageddon ham December 22, 2020
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Fatalist Fubarism

The Fatalist Fubarists are part of a devotional sect known as "Fatalist Fubarism". Which is comprised of people inbrought to the Fubarist religion (or had come to the recognise that our world being f*cked up beyond any recognition) via their belief in fatalism The doctrine that all events are subject to fate or inevitable necessity, or determined in advance in such a way that human beings cannot change them.
The practitioner Icarous of the Fatalist Fubarist sect mentioned to his pal Cheyenne that the world was f*cked up beyond any recognition because all events are subject to fate and human beings cannot change them.

Cheyenne mentioned to Icarous that this Fatalist Fubarism was totally a Debbie Downer.
by Fubarism October 22, 2020
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FUBAR

An army acronym as old as WW1, it means

F*cked

Up

Beyond

All

Recognition/Repair
Person 1: "Did you see that plane crash?"

Person 2: "Yeah, the way it hit the ground..." they shook their head. "FUBAR."
by Charcoal_Warpaint04 November 14, 2022
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