flash pose syndrome

a reflex, any automatic, unthinking, often habitual behavior of posing response to a camera flash.

noting or pertaining to an involuntary response such as smiling and dropping everything just to strike a pose for photo opportunity.

At the middle of a live television interview she suddenly exhibit the flash pose syndrome..

my friend is suffering from a flash pose syndrome, her world stops at a camera flash.

by lazy laila November 30, 2011

Flash Jamming

That moment when you are listening to you headphones and you can't help but start to play invisible instruments, often accompanied by stage presence enhancing dance moves. Not to be confused with solo synchronized dancing. Flash Jamming is not always done in public but it is always spontaneous. The "jammer" is typically fully aware of the precariousness of his or her behavior but elects to let the beat flow through them and into the minds and hearts of those who are not blessed enough to hear what they are hearing.

Sunday evenings attack on the subway was sparked when a seemingly unaware man began flash jamming to DJ earworm's newest club banger. A group of h8ers, wished they could compete with the coolness of the victim but could not, so they attacked him with makeshift prison shanks.

by Matty-Oh January 1, 2013

flash moob

When you accidentally see a fat man's breast.

While playing touch football, Kyle's shirt came up exposing us all to a flash moob.

by Argo F. Kilter May 5, 2015

Flash-forward this!

Phrase used to invite someone who claims to be a "flash-forwarder" (a person who is able to "see" the future) to consider an obvious result of a stupid action committed by himself.

"Yo... flash-forwarder... how´s the future?"
"Brilliant!"
"And you are late today for work as usual so, Flash-forward this!... You are fired!"

"Honey..."
"Yes sweety"
"You are always busy so, Flash-forward this! I´m gonna have a baby with the gardener.

by rperazag May 23, 2010

Flash Kegger

A spontaneous random occurrence including a multitude of raging party fanatics ready to consume a mass of alcoholic beverages, Mainly consisting of kegs, also acceptable with: Liquor, in a short span of time limited "1-4" hours.

Dude the first "Flash Kegger." ever happened at apt>214 on June 17/18th 2009 and lasted from 10pm-2Am. But it was the most Damn OfF tha HeEzIe PaRtY EvERA... BITch . ..............................Just Do It.........................................

by jswy, gordo June 18, 2009

Flash Lesbian

When a group of girls start making out and grabbing each other just because someone is taking a picture

Jason: Sharon, put your tongue away - you look like a flash lesbian!!

by JStar 31 April 29, 2011

Flash Drive Rape

The process in which a flash drive is forcibly inserted and removed from a usb port without consent from the owner of said flash drive. This may result in the loss of files on your flash drive, a virus, or in the rare occasion a std.

Dude all my files are gone!
Damn, you must've gotten flash drive raped.

by MickeyBurgers October 5, 2010