Flange off

When two females get together and compare the size of their vaginas. Usually done while their boyfriends/husbands are out on the piss

*two ladies sitting there bored becuase their blokes have gone out*

"I know what we can do, Lets have a flange off!"

"ooo look - yours is much wider than mine"

by Flangaltor August 12, 2009

flange conquering

shagging the shitter out of a whole population of people, male or female.

"I was flange conquering lancashire, now i have AIDs!"

by joanthono willabartio mckrakfannywheey Lindsense August 15, 2006

Flange Cadet

A male homosexual who hs just emerged from the closet, and is exploring and learning about gayness.

Something akin to being an apprentice for gayness.

Crawford was tentative about his sexuality at first, but now he's a fully fledged Flange Cadet.

gay 1 - "Jason! On your knees and get sucking"
gay 2 - "You've got a good little worker there"
gay 1 - "He's my little Flange Cadet"
Jason - "mmhhhfffmmhhhhmm"

by jundell May 14, 2010

flange stomping

To lay ones foot on a big fat hairy muff.

"I heard you flange stomped Mary, poor little lamb."
"I was flange stomping the other day and.."
"Flange stomping is a favourite past-time of mine"

by ThreeFrenchHens November 1, 2011

flange wrangler

One who chooses to chase after stank flange.
Someone who loves the smell of rotting flange.
A person who cannot get any pussy other than nasty pussy.

Ted: Hey i pulled another girl last night!
Dave: All you get is nasty puss my dude you flange wrangler

by M.C.mcmuffins July 19, 2017

flange gasket

Cervical opening within the vagina.

Flange gasket is at full stretch, gloves are on!

by Browsaway November 14, 2017

flange down

Make something definite and specific, nail down.

We need to flange down the details of our trip.

by MikeIsCliff December 20, 2017