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bitch fight

two or more girls ingaged in scratching, punching, biting, box kicking, hair pulling, clothes ripping, and all the other brutal ways girls hurt each other. Usually very amusing to watch and film.
BOB: Yo, did you see those girls titties flyin every where when they ripped each others shirts off in that bitch fight?
ROB:Ohh Yaaaa, i got it on film too!
by Fry_Bag420 December 9, 2007
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Sword Fighting

The act of two males attacking each other with their penis'. The goal is to either hit the both of the other persons balls or until they forfeit. Typically played erect.
I walked into the room and caught Logan and Matthew sword fighting on the bed.
by Needlessdeadrock April 8, 2017
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Fight the Ass-Dragon

The act of taking a shit that causes significant burning around one's anus, especially after one has eaten really spicy food.

The shit burns as though there is a Dragon in your ass trying to get out, and the valiant Sir Porcelain (toilet) must fight to protect your Ass from being ravaged by the flame of the Dragon.
"Holy shit dude, I had to fight the ass-dragon all morning after eating those Habanero Peppers!"

"Mmm. Spicy Thai Food." *Four hours later..* "Dear lord! Fetch my shield and sword! I have to fight the ass-dragon!"
by Ryan R L April 27, 2008
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Staff Sergeant Max Fightmaster

Someone who is unbelievably manly; an incredibly manly man.
"Dude, Ian just had sex with my mom while beating up your childhood hero!"

"Man, that guy is a fucking Staff Sergeant Max Fightmaster!"
by The Breakaway October 14, 2009
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Foo Fighters

1. An amazing band.
2. A mysterious ball of light that followed WW2 US planes sometimes know as "Kraut Balls", they were attributed to Japan, but could be of extra-terrrestrial origin
1. Nate Mendel in the Foo Fighters is an amazing bassist
2. Aghh! There are foo fighters all around the plane. We are doomed!
by Tom Brownlee July 29, 2003
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fist fight

An unorganized boxing match that usually happens on the streets or in a schoolyard. A fist fight is strictly throwing punches, unlike most street fights. If the participants start grappling and whatnot, then it is more of a brawl.
The teacher and student started fist fighting, but it eventually turned into a brawl.
by The Phone Booth April 24, 2004
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Sword Fighting

Slapping boners together. An activity friends of any sexual orientation partake in. One way to play this game is to see who can hit each others balls with they're penis a certain number of times. This can be between two perfectly straight males. It's a game, a fun way to bond
John: "hey Robert, interested in a game of sword fighting?"

Robert: Hell yeah dude, I haven't done sword fighting since I was a young chap, let's whip them out and battle bro!"
by Moneyman2345 May 6, 2019
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