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Empire Mac Building

A McDonald's sandwich made by adding an Angus Bacon and Cheese and a Southern Style Crispy Chicken to a Big Mac.

Construction:
Replace the top patty of Big Mac with Angus Bacon and Cheese and add the Southern Style Chicken below the bottom Big Mac Patty
I'm starving...can you give me the Empire Mac Building
by Gallinari08 September 2, 2010
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planet express

An intergalactic package delivery company formed in the late 2900s by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth. Intended to fund his scientific research, the company usually ends up in the hole financially.

See also: Futurama
The Planet Express ship is capable of delivering 200% fuel efficiency.
by flamekiller December 10, 2004
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Sacred Roman Empire

When you take your date out to a heavy Italian dinner, then take them home, get a blowjob and push their head in until they almost puke, yell “respect the sacred Roman empire” drape them with the bedsheets so it look like they’re wearing a toga, and as you cum proceed to “baptize” them as you scream “In nomine Patris et Filii et Spiritus Sancti
Oh man, you wouldn’t believe my date last night, totally gave her the Sacred Roman Empire again.
by Sevilla Frank December 7, 2019
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Expirationship

A relationship that has an expiry date due to one or both partners having to leave the country or general locality after a fixed period of time.
Yo dude, where's that chick Marie you was bangin'?

We had to break up, bro. Bitch done moved to Philly to study engineering. We agreed from the start that it would be an expirationship, yo.
by Gazzmatazz123 March 30, 2011
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Hyperspace Express Route

What Earth will be demolished to make way for.
The demolotion orders are available on Alpha Centuri right now. I suggest you go there before it's demolished, so we can make a formal complaint.
by Jonah Rowley March 4, 2005
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Expresso Depresso

A phrase used to describe the feeling of depression that comes onto someone when they least expect it and is usually due to many unfortunate and/or negative things happening to the person who is feeling depressed. It usually does a lot of damage emotionally and can result in a massive mood swing for the depressee. The Espresso part is made up of the words express and espresso. It refers to the sudden draining feeling you get after drinking a highly caffeinated drink such as an Espresso (relatable to that of an Expresso Depresso type meltdown) and the fact that the depressed feeling comes really quickly (almost like express delivery!). The depresso part is the word depression, manipulated to sound better/rhyme with the word Expresso.
Jasmin: I'm feeling SO Expresso Depresso right now.
Hayley: Why what happened?
Jasmin: Well I was fine this morning until my boyfriend and I got into ANOTHER fight, I failed my math test, and there's a new rumour being spread about me.
Hayley: Gosh, that IS depressing... :(
by Jasmin S. December 9, 2008
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Long Island Expressway

The main thoroughfare on Long Island. Also known as "The World's Longest Parking Lot".
I sat awn the (lawngilind) Long Island Expressway for too ahwuhs befawh I foynully mayd it tew Jeriko.
by Person McPherson September 10, 2006
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