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elephant mans hat 

a vagina thats been well used enough to fit the late john merricks swede in
i smashed some dirt the other night and she had a gash like the elephant mans hat
elephant mans hat by big dean July 24, 2009

elephant jockey 

A person who goes hogging; someone who will hook up with a fat chick; a guy who plays nail the whale.
He was a real elephant jockey his freshman year. You should have seen some of the fatties he banged.
elephant jockey by PMax April 13, 2008

elephant tusk wednesday 

The act of four hairy russian guys at night, raping your parents on top of a burnt piece of toast in a new work subway. While doing so, they blast techno and scream BANANA!
Wait what happened? My parents just got elephant tusk wednesdayed on?

elephant boner 

the act of hitting someone in the ass particularly hard using your knee while holding their shoulders with your hands and yelling "elephant boner!" upon impact of the knee into said ass.
Man i shouldn't have turned away from Jacob, he gave me a really hard elephant boner.

elephant eye 

A term used to describe a black woman's vagina, due to the similarity between their vaginas and the eye of an elephant.
Jordan found himself looking into Keisha's elephant eye last night. It winked at him.
elephant eye by JcIce September 12, 2010

Elephant Tart 

The act, much pleasureable to some cultures around the world, or getting your dick stomped on by an elephant. This arouses men to the point where ejaculating on multiple tarts which they then feed to their loved one's and the elephant, as compensation for their efforts.
Yesterday a bagdad man instructed me on how to perform an elephant tart. That elephants foot felt so good as it stomped on my penis. I then fed my cum filled tart to my slaves, loved ones, and the elephant himself who then proceeded to ejaculate on me.