sesto elemento

Is a Lamborghini constructed mostly carbon fiber, a v10 Gallardo Superleggera engine, weighs less a Ford Fiesta, 2.7 0 to 60mph(96.5606kmp), and has the speed of 200+

The Sesto Elemento has the same 0 to 60mph as a Bugatti SS

by MMRJDM December 19, 2014

element madness

Every year, school districts across the United States must learn the chemical symbol of 71 elements on the periodic table in an elaborate "challenge science" course offered to those who took the "challenge by choice."
The competition is a quick paced game that allows only the quickest writers and top studiers to win a Texas road house gift card. The game is played by your teacher typing 5 elements or their symbols on the smart board, and you must write the opposite (element or symbol) as fast as possible. Two people play against each other at a time, and it is in the form of a tournament. It is an extremely competitive competition and many teachers offer after school practice.

Bob: I am so ready for the element madness championship tomorrow! Who do you think will win?
Sally: Well Joe broke his right hand, so I'm gonna go with Kaitlyn.

by Period 5 pyschos November 14, 2016

Elementary school

The only place on earth were you learn how to square dance and play the recorder

Mom: how was your first day at Elementary school jimmy?
Jimmy: (pulls out recorder) hOt CrOsS BUns
Mom:ah shit-

by Uncookedcactus July 4, 2019

Davis elementary

The worst elementary school in all of cfbisd's school district. Know for it fucking broken bathrooms, shitty principles and a shit ton of ipads and chromebooks

Dont talk to them they went to davis elementary

by FuckMeInTheAssFather October 29, 2019

Mountain View Elementary

A school that could’ve cared less about their students up until they got in trouble a few years ago for having mold in their school’s walls. They also have a creepy ass principal who still dresses like she is a business woman in the 80s; she also dyes her hair black and hasn’t changed her hair style in 7 years. All the parents of the students are either rednecks, parents who couldn’t give two shits, or over protective parents who make their kids watch kids YouTube till 8th grade.

Person1 “ what elementary school did you go to?”
Person2: “Mountain View Elementary ”
Person1: “THATS WHY YOU STILL WATCH THEM SLIME VIDEOS”

by Ricebitch100 April 1, 2019

Green Gables Elementary

An elementary school in Federal Way, Washington. A school that is a split level and has a large field and playground in the back. The school averages about 380 students and serves as a PK-5. The minority enrollment is usually between 60-70 percent which is pretty good country-wise but may be low for the area of federal way which is extremely diverse. The student-teacher ratio is 16:1 which is better than that of the district. The student population is usually around 50-55 percent female and 45-50 percent male. The school averages around 24 full-time teachers 1 full-time school counselor.

wow! Green Gables Elementary has been helping my kids reading skills a lot lately.

Why does Green Gables keep getting called Green Gayballs by the kids? I don't get it?

by Mr. Marino March 29, 2021

Elementary school

Elementary schools vary among areas. Some you get suspended for bringing plastic knives outside. By fifth grade, Every girl is a slut and every boy is still innocent until 6th grade where the shit kicks in. In other words, it's better than middle school.

Also every mark you get is based on behaviour and not how smart you are.

Teacher:"Billy, how was the science fair project?"

Kid: "it was good! I made an electric motor an-"

Teacher: "Well it's not a competition anymore!. Some kids might feel bad, and by

the way this is an English mark. Not science."

Elementary school was gay, man.

by Siamese tumour child June 17, 2013