elbow rubbing

How lesbian(sic)sex is portrayed in straight male porn.
Elbow rubbing exist because;
a) men have no idea how real lesbians have sex;
b) men cant deal with the reality of full on lesbian sex.

this porno sucks, its just elbow rubbing

by boggy June 4, 2003

elbow sex

when two or more people rub their elbows together on pupose.

Bill and I were walking in the mall when our elboys rubbed together, so we stopped and rubbed them together faster yelling 'elbow sex'.

by EsmeNevae November 9, 2007

elbow skin

A tough guy. (elbow skin doesn't hurt when you squeeze it).

He is as hard as elbow skin.

by Rumble Stiltskin August 30, 2007

Elbow Butter

the thick greasy residue found collecting in unwashed peoples elbows

ian's elbow butter was so thick he could sell it at the farmers market

by surina elidrissi June 14, 2008

elbow jokey

Someone who when playing poker decides to change the rules to make the game unnecessarily complicated in order to show off their knowledge of the game.

Introducing the big blinds, small blinds (aka big skank, small skank) halfway through a game.

by Stuart Roberts September 2, 2005

Elbow Sammich

repeated elbow strikes to a grounded opponent.

you better defend the takedowns or you're gonna eat some elbow sammiches.

by dontbescaredhomie May 12, 2011

elbow dagger

a pointy elbow. so pointy it could cut you if you ran swiftly and lept upon it. so pointy it could stab Peter Pan's shadow. so pointy it could find the holes in Darwin's Theory.

That lads gotta elbow dagger.

by nappyjones September 25, 2011