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ego handjob 

<Noun>
An ego handjob is an exchange of unsolicited compliments between friends that is meant to flatter, affirm, or charm; especially under circumstances in which the mutual feelings are generally already known. Ego handjobs should be mutual and reciprocated.
Two people exchanging ego handjobs:
Friend one: "You are awesome!"
Friend two: "YOU are awesomer!"
Friend one: "Your ego handjobs feel great!"
Friend two: "No way... YOUR ego handjobs are just amazing."
ego handjob by Armchair007 December 25, 2011
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Those things we say to try and help a brother out when they need an ego boost.
Boyfriend: Hey baby, what did you all do on girls night out?

Girlfriend: Awww Lunky, you know, we just told jokes, laughed and giggled... you know, girl stuff. It was pretty boring really... I sure did miss and think about you the whole time!

Boyfriend: Are you sure you're not just blowing me an Ego-ese?
Ego-ese by vonchris7 July 5, 2012

ego-monkey 

n. (proper)

name given to the invisible force that causes common sense to succumb to pride, especially in sports or competition.

in urban dictionary mythology, ego-monkey is the secret love-seed of limecat and clock spider before their tumultuous falling-out and ensuing rifting of the universe.

the only entity to ever repeatedly defeat ego-monkey is the one and only AwesomeTeam.
examples of the ego-monkey's power include:

1. (american football) a quarter-back throwing into double-coverage to show up the defense, usually after he has already been intercepted.

2. (soccer/football) a forward forcing a shot that he has little chance of putting on goal, let alone scoring, often passing up the simpler and more effective pass.

3. (golf) attempting to shoot out of the woods or past some other obstacle to offset the initial poor shot instead of a safety shot to at least get back into the field of play.

4. (chess) playing the position you want in your head instead of the one given to you on the board. often ego-monkey causes players to cling stubbornly to a desired strategy after its likelihood of bearing fruit on the board have left the game.

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reggie ray: what the shit-fuck is wrong with jake, he totally threw that pass into double coverage...AGAIN...
austin: yep...looks like mr. "i-can't-stop-listening-to-that-ego-monkey-on-my-shoulder" can't...stop listening to that goddamn ego-monkey on his shoulder...
ego-monkey by anonymous survivor September 13, 2014

Ego stick 

Device used to take selfies with your smartphone.
The girl with the ego stick is showing herself a whole lotta love.
Ego stick by Blankford1 April 13, 2015

ego-activist 

Ego activist (noun): 1. "activist" more occupied with stroking their tender ego than actually helping the cause, and/or using actions done for a cause to glorify themselves.
"Sarah is such an ego-activist. When I visited her, she spent half the time bragging about how much her solar panel arrays were reducing net carbon emissions and power grid stress."
ego-activist by hhubs January 28, 2016
In first-person shooters where you peak around a corner with your ego rather than your brain
AYO! Watch me ego peak this! *gets headshot*
Ego Peak by Yup Kup May 26, 2022