ege akyoldaş

a super ordinary regular everyday normal guy with god complex. defines himself as a child in a man's body and has the potential to bring thousands like nietzsche to their knees with his magnificent aphorisms. genius of the last twenty decades. going to be the total abstainer gamer of kokomo in the next nine years.

x: Oh my god! Is that Troy Bolton smoking pot?
r: Him? Nah, he's ege akyoldaş!

by rnabyc December 14, 2021

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Ege

The most awesome male name in turkish. Actually a fucking monster in bed with a massive dick. If you are dating a Ege, he will makes your pussy wet. Based on my experience :). Also academically successful. Smart, rich, fuckboy (not sure), honest, daddy, little bit jealous. And he is 5'9/6'2.

The best guy in the world, he is Ege. He is my husband.

by egeismyhusband November 21, 2021

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Eg

by Lucas24709 July 22, 2020

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egged eagle

A cool guy with huge cock and plays with many women and even men, a giga chad

i had sex with chad

OMG SO DID I

(followed by 7 more men and women saying that chad had sex with them)

OMG GUYS CHAD IS AN EGGED EAGLE

by eggedeagle April 22, 2022

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two-egged

ok, so y’all know fraternal twins. well two-egged is the same but it’s been translated from german to english (zweieiig) which means two-egged

Simone: What is the non identical twin thing called?
Valentina: two-egged?!

by val23_<3 March 7, 2022

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Kinder-egging

A sexual term, referring to a threefold experience. The first part of the experience is the consumption of sedatives or 'downers', such as ketamine, the second part is the recieving of sexual gratification via the partners (or 'eggers') hand stimulation, the third part is the 'surprise' (hence the name), usually something along the lines of throwing the reciever off of a bridge or footpath, into a river or canal just as their sexual climax is experienced.

-He kinder-egged her good on Martin's bridge, right into the water and she was pissed!
-She gave me a right kinder-egging the other night!

by thealmightybasstardo May 2, 2011

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