Jesus Effing Christ-
Unlike the expletive, "JesusFuckingChrist", "JesusEffingChrist" is a PG-13 or a PG-rated version. Rules follow below
{Article 1, REV 4} Any teen through adult is permitted to utter this phrase safety without guidance from an adult or fear of being damned to hell for eternity.
{Article 2.} Any pre-teen absolutely needs to gain permission and guidance from a parent or guardian. (Eternal Hellfire is not reserved exclusively for adults. God will burn babies forever if rules are not followed) See Samaria vs. God. Bible verse HOSEA 13:16 KJV.
Unlike the expletive, "JesusFuckingChrist", "JesusEffingChrist" is a PG-13 or a PG-rated version. Rules follow below
{Article 1, REV 4} Any teen through adult is permitted to utter this phrase safety without guidance from an adult or fear of being damned to hell for eternity.
{Article 2.} Any pre-teen absolutely needs to gain permission and guidance from a parent or guardian. (Eternal Hellfire is not reserved exclusively for adults. God will burn babies forever if rules are not followed) See Samaria vs. God. Bible verse HOSEA 13:16 KJV.
by GodSaidThis February 26, 2023
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remember her name you'll be screaming it later
remember her name you'll be screaming it later
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friend: autumn EFFING fury?!?!?!?!
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friend: autumn EFFING fury?!?!?!?!
person: YA DUDEEEE
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Get the effingkerry mug.Ryan: "Dude, today I got this email asking me to join a group on facebook, and next thing you know two hours had passed by. I was really pissed because I have this lab report due tomorrow, and now I'll need to pull an all-nighter for sure."
Mostafa: "Yeah, man. I had that same problem last semester, but then I decided to break my effacebook addiction."
Ryan: "How'd you do that?"
Mostafa: "I turned off the email notifications. And I decided to only use it when I needed too. Dude, I'm taking three senior level courses this semester. I can't afford that WOT. I had to make the same decision with World of Warcraft.
Ryan: "Gotcha. Thanks for the heads-up."
Mostafa: "Yeah, man. I had that same problem last semester, but then I decided to break my effacebook addiction."
Ryan: "How'd you do that?"
Mostafa: "I turned off the email notifications. And I decided to only use it when I needed too. Dude, I'm taking three senior level courses this semester. I can't afford that WOT. I had to make the same decision with World of Warcraft.
Ryan: "Gotcha. Thanks for the heads-up."
by Adel7 September 11, 2007
Get the effacebook mug.A disorder defined by lack of interest, day dreaming, persistant instant messaging of colleagues and compulsive social networking caused either by boredom or being way in over your head with assigned duties.
Generally a contraction for f*** it.
Generally a contraction for f*** it.
by M. Moriarty May 17, 2010
Get the effit mug.An adjective or adverb that pertains to anything with a high degree of epic qualities. Usually can be used as a substitution for "fucking epic," but the prefix stems from a lesser expletive, "effing."
That concert was effanepic!!
by NLOG November 17, 2011
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