Eseehc

This is the word that must be used in the presence of canines who know the word cheese; it allows us to continue to support the dairy industry.

“Craig, do you want some eseehc on toast this morning?”

by JFM78 September 1, 2023

National esex day

June 10th National e-sex day. When everyone online has a massive fucking e-orgy.

Yo on June 10th you gonna have esex since it's national esex day?

by Squirted June 14, 2018

esea

esea (aka E-Sports Entertainment Association) is an online gaming website. You pay 6 dollars per month to use their "high quality boosted 500 fps servers". The most played game on this site is counter-strike.
esea has a lot of crybaby noobs who wine and bitch about bad reg in the server.

Example 1:
cleve: Hey man, wanna go esea?
SpRi7e: NO THE REGISTRY IS TERRIBLE OMG
5 mins later...
SpRi7e: fuck it lets esea
cleve: lol ok

Example 2:
--> 7 hits to SpRi7Te (64 damage)
--> 2 hits to cleve (13 damage)
--> 8 hits to hydrox (99 damage)

by CCCP*cleve July 21, 2007

Esequiel

A hot Latino man that isn't afraid to show you his soft side... but you better brush up on your Spanish! A true "caballero" (gentleman), Esequiel will prove to you that chivalry isn't dead - first he will wine and dine you, and then take you back to his pad for some passionate lovemaking. From a dazzling smile to a down-to-earth personality, Esequiel is a charmer and will forever be your "one that got away".

Jen: "What's wrong?"
Me: "Omg Jen, I can't stop thinking about Esequiel. I'll be damned if I find a man like that again!"
*sobs into Cosmo magazine*

by yourlocalqueer69 January 20, 2019

ESESL

Accronym: English as Somebody Elses Second Language

Def: The modification of English used with people for whom English is not their first lanugage.

Characterized by simplified vocabulary, gestures and smiling. A form of generalized speech often used in large multicultural cities to simplify trade and negotiations.

2nd language: (Seeking help from bus driver in broken english)
1st language: Where you go? You go Dufferin Station? I make bus with you. I help you go. No worry, no worry, you sit now.
Bus Driver: Thanks, sorry, my ESESL is really rudimentary.

by mo-yo December 28, 2006

eSexual

Somebody who constantly masturbates to internet pornography, but has little or no interest in actual sexual relationships. Could be seen as asexual in real life.

girl: yeah, he's kinda cute, but i think he might be gay or something. he never even flirts.

guy: no, he's not gay. he's constantly talking about porn. he's just eSexual.

by vaguefaith August 9, 2010

Eseoghene

Eseoghene is one of a kind. Passionate, cool and intelligent. He's unafraid to go after what he wants; he has a way with words that makes him charming. He is headstrong, discipline and self-reliant. Being so gifted, he is masterful in his chosen disciplines. Eseoghene is very private, but when he cares about someone, he can be very sacrificing, going out of his way at times, to prove his devotion, loyalty and the depth of his relationship, once betrayed however, he will change quickly and permanently. If you are good friends with Eseoghene, you are extremely lucky and he will always be there for you. He is obsessed with Jollof Rice and dislikes Nollywood.

Girl 1: wow he's really awesome, who is he?
Boy 1: that's Eseoghene, he's a great person

by AfroKoolNerd February 5, 2020