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ege akyoldaş

a super ordinary regular everyday normal guy with god complex. defines himself as a child in a man's body and has the potential to bring thousands like nietzsche to their knees with his magnificent aphorisms. genius of the last twenty decades. going to be the total abstainer gamer of kokomo in the next nine years.
x: Oh my god! Is that Troy Bolton smoking pot?
r: Him? Nah, he's ege akyoldaş!
by rnabyc December 14, 2021
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egged my nog

When a woman excretes her period blood on to a males ejaculation
Dude last night Sabrina totally egged my nog
by Bulletfire December 25, 2020
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EG

Short for Eva Gould Girl with a broken body
Omg, you're being such an EG.

Your arm is EG nbroken
by BFGICBB February 10, 2020
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Ege

A 22 year-old, super attractive philosopher who is just about to publish his PhD thesis about his groundbreaking dimensions-theory. He is in a long-term M&M commitment with two amazingly smart and hot chicks. Always down for some sarcasm and that’s what she said jokes. However, he is extremely popular and difficult to reach since his phone-line is always busy. All in all, a nutritious guy - 10 out of 10 recommend to date!
“I met this holy fucking amazing, funny, intelligent and stunning guy on Bumble - He’s just an Ege!”
by pplestudent May 20, 2022
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Ege

Best person in the world, loves mac and cheese, a person who likes games and is kinda dry over text.
person 1: wow who is that??
person 2: thats Ege! :D
by c4ncer November 21, 2021
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eg

A word for retarded people who are unable to become not lazy and just type egg normally.
Also is a joke for idiots who cannot spell.
Me: eg
Joe: wat?
Me: eg
Joe: uh, stop please.
Me: eg
Joe: STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
by Payzane and LoveCat September 25, 2020
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Egging

To insert an egg into one’s anus, then on demand “lay” that egg while clucking.
Tom if you keep egging in my house I’m going to insist on you wearing a nappy
by Kabbuzu June 12, 2022
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