truck driver's shower

the application of just deodorant and cologne when pressed for time

dude I was in such a hurry I only had time for a truck driver's shower before a date.

by billy westler September 23, 2009

Drunk Driver

The act of playing Mario Kart with intentions on getting wasted. Goal is to finish an entire beer before the end of a race in any course in the game of Mario Kart.

Guy 1: I wanna get wasted wanna play drunk driver?

Guy 2: Hell yes!! Lets drive drunk on Moo Moo Meadows!!

by Straight Ill'n September 6, 2011

old driver

1. someone with a lot of experience, especially when it comes to dating.
2. someone who's been doing something for a very long time, knows everything there is to know about it and is willing to teach new comers.

A: I have a dating that is coming up, i need some help.
B: You should ask Mr.Kong, he is a old driver.

by guo1 November 30, 2017

alaskan upside down moose pile driver

when you pee in a girls butt get her pregnant and pile drive her down the stairs for a free abortion

pee pain Alaskan upside down moose pile driver

by gfkfkfkfkf December 1, 2016

Corsa Driver

The car of a pedophile

(Corsa driver) hay 14 year old girl you look noice.
(14 year old) wow attention give me more

by Ya boi lill dick February 5, 2018

Camry driver

The modern-day equivalent to the classic "Volvo driver". Does not look where they are going, and basically has no regard for other road users.

Today while out shopping I was crossing a pedestrian crossing and nearly got hit by a Camry driver that was speeding up rather than slowing down.

by someoneelse1 December 23, 2011

Jay Pio Driver

The craziest motherfucker on the road, He will do anything to beat you in a street race. Likely to get in a crash and chronically plays 2-step as the only song while he's driving because it has excessive bass to it.

He is a jay pio driver in that young Prius.

by Chief Sosa December 8, 2012