A female who births one or more children that grow up to do nothing but disappoint everyone around them. These spawns are perceived as and are most definitely mistakes that should not have been created. Mistake Dispenser can also refer to the woman's vagina rather than the whole person. This implies that the woman may not be a bad person but her reproductive organs have a tendency to spawn mistakes.
Example One: "Oh Josh! You can't have kids with her she is bound to be a mistake dispenser!"
Example Two: Doctor "Hello Ms. Samantha, how is your Mistake Dispenser feeling?"
Example Two: Doctor "Hello Ms. Samantha, how is your Mistake Dispenser feeling?"
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When a BDSM submissive comes to a dominant (usually online) with a shopping list of things for them to 'do to them' with no actual attention paid to the dom's feelings and needs.
See also "Objectification of the Dom"
See also "Objectification of the Dom"
"Yet another sub wanted me to call him a filthy slut and told me to 'force' him to smell my panties. He just thinks I am a kink dispenser."
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"Marie Kondo says we should thank all our crap before we throw it away. It kind of sounds like she just made that shit up, but let's just practice a little Cultural Suspension of Disbelief. That must be how they do things in Japan."
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Something that keeps coming up on my computer. It annoys me so much that I nearly once smashed my moniter up
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