When you're watching a Disney movie and that dumbass thing plays that makes the entire group scrabble around for the remote before the message ends because it'll play 8 fucking 5 minute long advertisements if you don't
"This DVD is enhanced with Disney's Fastplay. Your movie and a selection of bonus features will begin automatically. To bypass FastPlay, select the Main Menu button at any time. Fastplay will begin in a moment..."
"FUCK JIMMY GET THE REMOTE"
"WHERE"
"FUUUUUUUU-"
"FUCK JIMMY GET THE REMOTE"
"WHERE"
"FUUUUUUUU-"
by honeycloudss January 4, 2021
Get the This DVD is enhanced with Disney's Fastplay mug.The act of taming the world to make it all safe, clean, and completely simlar to a theme park.
To remove the sharp edges and darkness that is life.
To remove the sharp edges and darkness that is life.
by Thanatos_Azrael January 28, 2008
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Something sugar-coated and false, giving a wrong impression of life to children and society in general. Often "white washing" society's problems with catchy jingles and corny dances. Can be sometimes unintentionally offensive in its childish view of the world, often making protagonists attractive, middle class and shallow and enforcing the "thin is in" body aesthetic.
Something sugar-coated and false, giving a wrong impression of life to children and society in general. Often "white washing" society's problems with catchy jingles and corny dances. Can be sometimes unintentionally offensive in its childish view of the world, often making protagonists attractive, middle class and shallow and enforcing the "thin is in" body aesthetic.
Stan: "Hey, Doug, was just watching the news on Iraq and my kids instisted I change the channel to watch High school Musical 2"
Doug: "Well Stan, that certainly is disney"
Cindy: "why can't we all just love each other"
John: "oh, how very Disney of you"
Doug: "Well Stan, that certainly is disney"
Cindy: "why can't we all just love each other"
John: "oh, how very Disney of you"
by Jameson Bondo April 26, 2008
Get the disney mug.A Disneyphile is a word for someone who truly loves disney. It's usually associated with those who are hardcore into Disney; not your average Disney fan.
You are over 20 and you're still giddy when Disney comes out with a new movie.
Your apartment/house/room is littered with Disney stuff, especially around major holidays.
You pretty much can sing and act out almost every Disney movie that you love. That's usually all of them.
Guy 1: Why in the world would people get married at Disney World?
Guy 2: They must be disneyphiles.
Your apartment/house/room is littered with Disney stuff, especially around major holidays.
You pretty much can sing and act out almost every Disney movie that you love. That's usually all of them.
Guy 1: Why in the world would people get married at Disney World?
Guy 2: They must be disneyphiles.
by babyloftus2014 November 7, 2013
Get the disneyphile mug.The crappiest channel out there. Was supposed to be about classic Disney cartoons but instead started making all these crappy shows about teenagers with some retarded plot and slapping the Disney label on them so parents will let their kids watch.
And of course the only kids that watch that shit are eleven-year-old girls who try to act like they're sixteen. Of course all the characters on every single one of their shows is a teenager, just so 11-year-olds everywhere can watch and say, "I watch Lizzie McGuire and Hannah Montana and That's So Raven on the Disney Channel, so that makes me grown-up!" Every show on that channel is geared towards eleven-and-under-year-old kids but try to make it look like they're geared towards older kids.
Let me also say that the actors and actresses CANNOT ACT, yet they are possibly the biggest stars in Hollywood right now. Why, you might ask? Because of the gullible eleven-year-old girls who tune in every night to watch because it makes them feel older.
And of course the only kids that watch that shit are eleven-year-old girls who try to act like they're sixteen. Of course all the characters on every single one of their shows is a teenager, just so 11-year-olds everywhere can watch and say, "I watch Lizzie McGuire and Hannah Montana and That's So Raven on the Disney Channel, so that makes me grown-up!" Every show on that channel is geared towards eleven-and-under-year-old kids but try to make it look like they're geared towards older kids.
Let me also say that the actors and actresses CANNOT ACT, yet they are possibly the biggest stars in Hollywood right now. Why, you might ask? Because of the gullible eleven-year-old girls who tune in every night to watch because it makes them feel older.
"On an all-new Hannah Montana, Miley's dad gives her a brand-new credit card! But OF COURSE she goes overboard shopping! What's a tween to do?!"
"Dude, if I have to hear my little sister sing that Hannah Montana shit one more time, I swear I'm gonna BLOW MY FUCKING BRAINS OUT!!!"
"Disney Channel Writer #1: "You know, I feel like even though we've already got Lizzie McGuire, Phil of the Future, the Suite Life of Zack and Cody, Kim Possible, and That's So Raven, we STILL don't have enough teen shows!!"
Disney Channel Writer #2: "I KNOW! Let's make a TV show about a tween (excuse me, teen) who is a regular girl during the day but--bear with me on this--is a POP STAR AT NIGHT!!!!!!!"
Disney Channel Writer #1: "OH MY GOD! I'm really glad you remembered our rule--EVERY central character on EVERY Disney Channel show HAS to be a teenage girl! I'm so proud of you for remembering! This is such a great idea!"
"Dude, if I have to hear my little sister sing that Hannah Montana shit one more time, I swear I'm gonna BLOW MY FUCKING BRAINS OUT!!!"
"Disney Channel Writer #1: "You know, I feel like even though we've already got Lizzie McGuire, Phil of the Future, the Suite Life of Zack and Cody, Kim Possible, and That's So Raven, we STILL don't have enough teen shows!!"
Disney Channel Writer #2: "I KNOW! Let's make a TV show about a tween (excuse me, teen) who is a regular girl during the day but--bear with me on this--is a POP STAR AT NIGHT!!!!!!!"
Disney Channel Writer #1: "OH MY GOD! I'm really glad you remembered our rule--EVERY central character on EVERY Disney Channel show HAS to be a teenage girl! I'm so proud of you for remembering! This is such a great idea!"
by disneychannelhater;disneyluver August 15, 2009
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