disasterscape

A word describing -any- person, place, situation, etc that has the potential to become / is already beyond a state of disaster / emergency. May be used in all seriousness, for comedic intent, or as an insult.

Dude 1: we shouldn't have taken the highway, we'll never make it to the party in time!

Dude 2: man, this is turning into a total disasterscape!
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Girl: my hair looks terrible!

Dude: *rolls eyes* yea, it's a total disasterscape. Can we go now?

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Girl 1: do you see that ugly hoe over there?

Girl 2: omg, what a disasterscape!

by ExBestem September 12, 2009

a disaster for the human race

the Industrial revolution and it’s consequences

The Industrial Revolution and it’s consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

by nlolhere March 22, 2021

disasterpiece

A movie that all the cast, crew, marketing people, studio executives think is a masterpiece, but actually turns out to be one of the shittiest pieces of cinema filth ever.

"Did you see Alexander?"

"Yeah, oh my god dude, what a disasterpiece!"

"But it looked so good!"

"It stank like Oliver Stone shat it out of a studio..."

by arel December 29, 2008

Swedish Dishwasher

When a man fills a women's vagina with dishwasher soap to wash the fesis off his penis after plundering her anus.

Dude I had so much poop on my dick after fucking her ass that I had to use the Swedish Dishwasher technique.

by matty tee September 30, 2010

disasterbation

An irrational exhilaration and enjoyment while experiencing the effects of a natural disaster or other destructive scenario.

All these rich white folk driving around the 9th Ward in luxury coaches to go see Brad Pitt pretending to help New Orleans, it's just Yankee disasterbation.

by Cidney January 13, 2008

purple monkey dishwasher

A parody of the game 'telephone' used on an episode of The Simpsons. Instead of an original message becoming jumbled by person to person contact, the message is perfectly repeated at the end...but with the addition of the words "purple monkey dishwasher."

Nora's pregnant with Greg's baby after sleeping firt with Tony, John and Barney...but she's telling Tim it's his due to their fling at Thanksgiving....purple monkey dishwasher.

by Jax Bak January 20, 2010

Beautiful Disaster

The words that describe someone that you love and think is so perfect, but so wrong.

Maria: What do you think about Marcus?
Ariel: Well he's super sweet, makes me so happy, and just makes me smile. On the other hand, he's a douchebag, and just leads me on forever. Yet, I still love him. Eh, he's just such a beautiful disaster.

by BeMyGenocide March 29, 2011